That is YO job

Nothing is worst than somebody who carries their job out in a half ass manner.  I know everybody gets frustrated with work and that is absolutely OK.  Listen, I know that when a job frustrates you at times you just want to scream "f*ck the world" and throw something.  It is okay, just do that but please do your job.

McDonald's workers I do understand that your job might suck balls but please don't give me any attitude.  I did not do anything to you.  Fact of that matter is that I am beyond nice to anybody that has control over my food.  I always use all my manners and even ask how your worthless day was even though I don't give a two hoots about it.  So next time when you are taking my order please hold the attitude or I will send in a complaint to the manager and your a** will be back making them fries.

Mr. Delivery man, you are a delivery man not meet me outside man.  When I order food off of campusfood.com I put instructions that says "I am at work inside" so that means bring your butt inside.  I do pay a delivery fee which means that you need to bring my damn order inside.  Please do not call me and say come downstairs because you are downstairs.  You are not downstairs and I know this because I am looking straight out the big ole glass windows.  There are nothing but chain smokers outside so stoooop lying.  Besides, if I have to walk outside to get my freaking food I want my delivery fee back and you will not receive the tip that you covet.

Bartender in the not so crowded bar stop acting like you don't hear me.  I am the section of the bar that only has three people in there and the music is not that loud.  Do you not want my tip that I was going to give you?  I do know that your hourly pay is nothing to write home about and my tip helps make the night a little better.  Whats that Bartender?  You don't like when we hold our money out to get your attention well I don't like it either so maybe if you acknowledge somebody and say"Hold on" or "give me 1 minute" we will stop.  Give me my damn drink on time and I will leave you the hell alone.

 Post office people I would start with you but that is a whole other post.  Disgruntled employees who don't do their damn job we SPIT on you!!