You can't handle the truth

I have decided to give you good people some truths about me.

1.I am registered Democrat.
However, I did not vote for Barack Obama.  I voted for the other guy.*black ppl's heart breaking all around the world*  Sue me!!

2. I love Halle Berry like Paris Hilton loves cocaine.
However, to have two ex-husbands and a baby Daddy I am pretty sure she has some screws loose and or missing.(That hurt to say that.  The Flinstones movie where she played the secretary helped jump start puberty for me.)

3.I hate it when I walk by cars and certain people lock their doors out of fear.
However, that is a smart idea one day I might just open the door and scare the crap out of you for pure sh*ts and giggles.

4.Tupac Shakur is a rap icon.
However, he was an average rapper and a knucklehead.  I know I know, he made the song "Brenda's got a baby".  In my opinion Brenda should have been slanging that D instead of taking the D.  Chew on that.  God Bless the dead.

5.My mother found my blog thanks to my bestfriend and my Mother read my Thanksgiving post out loud to me.*quite funny*  She was appalled at my language and told me to stop cussing. I smiled and nodded.
However, I just can't help it.  Not like I got it from her or anything. lol

6.Sarah Palin comes across as a non-intellectual piece of Alaskan moose f*cking trash.
However, she is a good looking old head and could be my sugar mom any day of the week.


7.Sales people pay me no mind when I walk into their stores with my beard grown out.
However, I am counting the security cameras so I can get you sucka!! *just playing Gov't*