Right Away

Some might say that I have road rage but I like to think of it as "I just have more common sense than you awareness".  It could be a male thing, a black thing, a Baltimore thing, or just a common sense thing.  Just the lack of awareness by pedestrians is completely mind boggling.

I need to make this completely clear and I want everybody to understand what I am saying.  I DO have car insurance and I DO NOT mind having a low speed accident with a stupid pedestrian.  Accidents on the highway they might not end up well for me but accidents on the street lets play demolition derby motherf*ckers!!  As*holes with earphones in your ear you should pay attention if you don't want to end up in the hospital.  Take for instance the other night on 33rd street this clown steps out in the street and looks but in the WRONG direction.  It is a f*cking one way street you d*ckhead why look the one direction that cars won't be coming from.  If I was not on my way back to work I would have taken the sucka out just off of general principal!

What really pisses me off are the pedestrians that walk out in the crosswalk when I have the green light.  Who does that sh*t?  What they don't realize is that I will accelerate towards them and only slow down to roll down my window to cuss them out.  I mean what about my green light makes them think that is alright for them to step out into the street?  My car weighs 2,983 lbs unless you weigh 2,984lbs you should get the f*ck outta my way.  As a pedestrian why even take the chance with a vehicle especially with a guy like me because if you catch me on the wrong day I might throw the car in reverse after I hit you just because I can.  If you do have the right away and I am at a stop sign please do not take your time and lolligag in the crosswalk.  I do have places to go and will rev my engine and my foot might slip off the brake.

So in short if you do not give a f*ck about your life neither do I!!


Dumb pedestrians I SPIT on you!!!