State Employees...smh

Most state employees are pretty damn useless and I really mean that from the bottom of my heart!  Some of the most inefficient and simplest motherf*ckers ever!  I has to renew my car registration up here in the good ole state of PA and they finally send me my registration in the mail but there was no damn registration sticker in it.  What comes next is the email conversation I had with my new friend.

Subject:  Registration no sticker

Message:  Today I received in the mail my registration but there was no sticker in the envelope.  When is the quickest I can have new stickers sent out to me?  Thanks

Thank you for contacting Driver and Vehicle Services.

I will be happy to research this for you. So that I may further assist you, please respond with the following information:

The title number for the vehicle in question

The license plate number for the vehicle in question

The vehicle identification number (VIN) for the vehicle in question

The year and make of the vehicle in question

When responding, please include all previous e-mail.

Please do not send attachments, as these cannot be opened or processed at this location.

Thank you for your inquiry,

XXXXX XXXXX

PA Department of Transportation

www.dmv.state.pa.us

Personal information has been removed from this e-mail for your protection.

I respond with the appropriate information title, license and all that other good stuff that I will not be posting for all my imaginary Double D, flat stomach, big butt having females stalkers ;)

Thank you for responding with the requested information.

Our records indicate that two separate transactions were completed on our website on 5/27/13. The first was your registration renewal and the second was an address change. The registration card you received was issued to your new address as a result of the address change.

Because the address change was not completed prior to the renewal, the registration card and sticker, issued as a result of the renewal, were sent to your previous address and may not be forwarded. If you do not receive your registration material within ten days of 5/27/13, you may use one of the following options to apply for replacements:

Option #1:  Please complete form MV-44. This form may be downloaded from our website by using the MV-44 link, or it may be obtained from a notary, messenger service, or automobile club in Pennsylvania. As long as the application is received within 90 days of the date indicated above, there will be no fee for this replacement. Please refer to the form for additional instructions. From the time we receive your application, please allow 12 days for receipt of your replacement registration materials.

Option #2:  You may visit an online messenger service. This type of business is able to issue replacement registration materials for you immediately; however, a service fee will be charged. To find the nearest location, please click the Locations link here.

Hello,

I received my registration in the mail at the correct address and have the physical copy but the sticker was not in the envelope.

Thank you for contacting us again.

That is correct. When your address is changed, only a registration card is processed. The registration card you received was issued to your new address as a result of the address change.

Please do not send attachments, as these cannot be opened or processed at this location.

Thank you for your inquiry,
XXXXX XXXXX
PA Department of Transportation


I mean if it is me and I can't communicate please let me know and I will gladly work on my skill set but this simple b*tch does not understand that the registration came to the correct house but it was not complete.  The first message stated that I had my registration but not the sticker so I am lost in her confusion.  I would bet money on the fact these employees are trained to complicate the issue or frustrate you in hopes that whatever you are trying to accomplish you will just quit before having them do too much work.  I am not exactly sure but somehow some of my taxpaying dollars contribute to her simple a**!  All I want is for the people to do their damn job and send me a damn sticker since they did not do it properly the first time.  I don't want to print anything out, make any stops, or pay any damn service fees.  Department of Motor Vehicles you can kiss my high yellow a**!!

I just need somebody to answer this question!!

My focus has been lacking in the weeks past to sit down and put some words to the good ole blog.   Been tons of bullsh*t going on to speak about and I happen to remember none of it  but I am not going to cry over spilled milk.  Few random thoughts I wanted to get off my chest:

There as been a lot of people getting engaged and others actually getting married and it just lets me know that I am getting older and just in one of those phases in life where people are dropping like flies. I think it sucks that I am not a young 20 something anymore but oh well.  Maybe I am something like a Hater!  While I am happy for most but I just can' fight the "negative" feelings.

1.When I see a hot female with a less than stellar guy a piece of me dies. ( I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but f*ck you this is my damn blog)  It is pretty bad to think that he is either rich, hung like a horse, or she is being held hostage which is probably still a sensitive topic but ehh.  I am pretty sure he really is a nice guy and she is on Meth.

2. I know it is pretty petty but I don't think I could ever date a female that does not eat meat.  Probably a lot of fine women out there who don't eat meat but the hell with that you got to eat a hotdog or something.  I mean realistically there is nothing wrong with that lifestyle and many do it for health reasons but you aint special or trendy so sit your a** in the corner.

3. Women who don't drink you can go kick rocks too!  Be grown and act like we are in the movies and drink a damn glass of wine.  Not like I said take whiskey shots with me but if you can you have already won in my book.

I have only asked this question twice and nobody has given me an answer and I want one dammit!

Do you think every time a reformed hoe gets engaged an angel gets it wings?