Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Discipline

For the most part I think I am a pretty smart and resourceful guy who can find the answers to most of life's pressing questions.  As of late there has been this one question that has stumped me and I am not really sure if there is an answer.  How do you discipline a " bad chick"?  For those who need clarification or who are asking themselves is the idiot serious I mean "bad" as in tough, gorgeous, a dime and so forth.  How do you discipline an out of pocket bad chick that is not yours?

It is quite possible past experiences have led me to this question.  Then again maybe they have not.  So this next story may or may not be true. What if I told you that once upon a time a motherf*cker forgot my damn bday even though it was just a topic of conversation.  What if you were tricking/courting this same motherf*cker and they still forgot?  I mean what can you really do?  Do you limit the amount of time you talk with them?  Do you put them on timeout and cut communication?  What if all they offered was a damn apology and not even an offer to give you some "sloppy joe"?

 Let me tell you why none of that sh*t works... it because they are bad as sh*t and there will always be some dumb a** that will date them and try and give them everything they want.  They will never learn.  You can cuss them out and tell them that are rude and inconsiderate but they could give two f*cks about it because they don't have to put up with your crap.  Disciplining these heauxs becomes such a hard thing to do but they do need discipline so they don't breed a bunch of disrespectful a** kids!

The only proposal I really have to eradicate this problem is for me and men around the world to start dating only ugly and fat chicks.  If she is just ugly and not fat then that does not count.  If she is just fat and not ugly that sh*t does not count either.  Has to be a combination of the both.  This way all the bad motherf*ckers are left in isolation and hopefully they can think about all the dumb sh*t they have done.  However, I am sure it will always be that one guy that never had a hot girl EVER in his life will see so much good sh*t standing there looking lonely and cave. smh