Y'all march over dumb sh*t

Is it me or do Black people march and protest over anything?  This sh8t is damn disgusting.  Then when it becomes time to march over some real sh*t , nobody gives a flying f*ck because you were marching over some ole simple a** sh*t!  Point in case:  baffled!

Sooo, you mean to tell the brother that molly whopped the gas attendant at 3am for no damn reason and then got shot is the victim?  F*ck outta here!!  I feel like it is an epidemic of dumb people taking over the world.  One of the people in video had a nerve to have a sign that said, "He is a young innocent Father" B*tch please!  That innocence goes out the window when you throw hands for no reason and clock somebody upside the head. The dude's Father says, "He did not have to shoot my son".  Your knucklehead aint have to hit him either.  I am a staunch supporter of disproportional response!  You throw a rock, b*tch I might throw a bullet back.  This is why you don't roll up on people and get physical. I mean what did the dude think was going to happen it is 3:30am at a gas station conveience store in TEXAS.  Why would the employee not be packing some heat?


What really pisses me off is that the clerk does not have his job at the gas station anymore.  Here we have somebody out there holding down a job in a f*cked up economy and he has to lose his job because he defended himself and the community does not like it.  As my man Star says, "Gunshots for EVERYBODY"!  Maybe it is for the best because I am sure somebody would come back trying to play a hero and ended up catching a slug to the dome because clearly this dude has no qualms about it letting it go!

For the community activist leading the crowd with his foot soldiers flanking him and then talking that sh*t with the cameras in front of him while with the store owner please do us a favor and eat glass.  Just want to say sometimes n*ggas aint sh*t!!

Yams

I wanted to do a blog centered around Thanksgiving and maybe stating what I was thankful for but I believe I have done that before .  So, I racked my brain on trying to figure out what to write about, what do people think about when they hear the word Thanksgiving?  It dawned on me "YAMS" .  I mean who does not like yams?

So within the past two weeks a couple events have happened over some "yams" and it really got me thinking.  You may not be living until you just snap out over some yams like a good core shaking snap out.  Sure, some of you are like what are you talking about, who REALLY snaps out over yams. Ladies and gentleman I give you former WNBA player, Chamique Holdsclaw. YUP, you read it right she let off a shot from the oowap and put a hole in this b*tch's car.  She broke their windows and poured gasoline on the damn truck trying to blow that motherf*cker up.  That right there is some excellent yams.  When you are ready to throw away your own life over some damn yams, some unspeakable sh*t must have happened to you and threw you completely off orbit and you want all that sh*t back.

What if I have it all wrong about these WNBA chicks?  What if they really get it CRACKING!  What if the league is not made up of a bunch of chicks that might be able to give me a scare on a game of 1 on 1?  What if there are more hidden gems than women-men things in the NBA?  What if the h*es really could not make me quiver and assume a fetal position at night by yelling at me to "Eat the cake Anna Mae"?

The second event that happened but was of no shock to me happened to be about my favorite woman of all time, Halle Berry, the real Helen of Troy.  Depending on what side tells the story you are not really sure who was the aggressor and who was the victim but I mean who cares?  Fellas, I get it from both point of views.  The Baby Daddy was dropping his child off and took one look at Halle and realized he wanted that old thing back and went to throw fisticuffs.  I get it I really do!  Or maybe the new dude looked at the ex and realized he was once using no condom and skeeting all in Halle and sent him into a uncontrollable rage and lost it and tried to remove dude's head from his shoulders.  It is Halle f*cking Berry I get it.

Hope everybody had a Happy Thanksgiving!! I know whoever is with Chaminque's  ex is having the best Yamsgiving ever!!

How far you have fallen

Tiki Barber, for those not familiar is a ex football player for the NY Giants.  He had a 9 year career as a running back, all for the G-Men.  This is the same Tiki Barber who criticized his coach who happened to save his NFL career by fixing his fumbling problem.  The same Tiki Barber who criticized Eli Manning as not being a capable leader who has since won two Superbowls when Tiki retired.  Matter of fact the year he retired they won the chip the next year but I digress.  That guy.

I just happened to be browsing the internet and saw this glorious article.  I was kind of astounded so I read it once and then once again.  Tiki Barber, I mean you no disrespect but kill yourself!!  It is over my dude.  Really, you think somebody is going to pay damn near $2,000 for you per game for some f*cking flag football.  I have not even heard of a league being that damn expensive.  What makes you think you are worth that much for somebody's damn flag football league.  Tiki, you were a damn running back not a quarterback, receiver, or a freaking lineman but a running back.  How many flag football teams you know that needs a running back? This bald headed bastard happened to have a list of other sports he said he could play.  Basketball, badmington, kickball and dodgeball.  YUP, f*cking dodgeball!  If I wanted a dodgeball player I would go to the nearest elementary school and get recruiting.

I get it, you need some money and who doesn't.  You lost a lot of money for d*cking down the young b*tch while your wife was married and pregnant with your twins.  Being divorced is kicking your a** but you did that you ole simple a** motherf*cker! Your tv career went down the can for your side chick who is now your wife.  Was it worth it?  Four kids, a bitter ex wife, and a new wife is a lot to pay for.  I hope you find a lot of dodgeball games to play.  Matter of fact when people start paying and you start playing these games most people play for free let me know what time the game is I am coming with my mask and gun to stick these fools up smh

Hadouken!!!

 I am sure by now everybody has seen the "uppercut heard around the world"  If not sit back and enjoy.

This was too good of a moment for me to pass up, especially since he was just fired from his position not too long ago.  I have had numerous debates on if the bus driver was wrong, if I would do that to a woman, what if somebody did that to my sister and etc.

The bus driver did not do a damn thing wrong.  He WAS  driving a damn bus while the ratchet hood rat spit on him and then decided to cheap shot him.  So already he is able to claim self defense because of the lack of discipline she had. I will remind you he was driving the bus with passengers riding along.

I think people go wrong by over analyzing the punch.  Sure, it was an uppercut, a pinpoint uppercut that caught her square on her chin and she did fly.  Granted, it was reminsicent of the old Mortal Kombat video game when you could uppercut somebody to the lower level with spikes that impales them but I digress.  Did she not have that coming to her?  Was she not acting like a complete savage?  Did she not do the most disrespectful thing and spit on another human being?

If I was the bus driver I would have absolutely laid hands on her. Hopefully I would have been lucky enough to have a textbook form punch.  I always get the naysayers, you would not hit her and if you do not that hard.  If somebody gives me a opening to fully step into my punch to shift all my weight into my fist you better believe it!  Naw, I probably would have hit her with two shots to the body and one to the head and hoped that my combo would have equaled the bus drivers one hit.  It is only right to expect the return hit to be much harder than the first punch you throw.  Matter of fact it behooves you to expect a Goliath like punch!!

My sister knows better than to put her hands on a man and to not expect a fight.  The game is the game and that is just how it goes. I really don't understand females these days who thinks it is okay to put hands on a man and the man is not allowed to strike back.  A perfect way to get your head split wide open.

 If a man puts hands on her first then all bets are off and I have no choice but to take her side.  The fight is not fair and I should be the one to even things up.  Sure, if my sister was the ratchet chick on the bus maaaybe off of general principal I bring some noise to the dude but ehh probably not.  It is hard a lesson but if you want to do men "sh*t" then so be it.

Ratchet, hood dirty girl from Cleveland who cost that man his job f*ck you and a big ole glob of spit for you!!!

My random a** day

My random thoughts from today.....

I will never ever understand why the Police department make you take a test to prove that you are physically fit to become a Roller but they don't make you take any tests to maintain these standards.  Earlier in the day I watched these old, fat, white police officers drive by and was quite perplexed to think that at one point in life they were in shape.  I struggled with the thought they could catch me if I decided to break the law and it dawned on me that they would be the ones to shoot me and not chase.

As I become older there is just some sh*t I can't support anymore.  Take for instance this Lil Wayne character who is a quality enough rapper at times but really is just a piece of sh*t!  I let a lot of this ratchet sh*t slide most of the time because from time to time I enjoy the nonsense but this dude's deposition  hearing was beyond horrible.  The stupid thing is that he was the one doing the suing and wants to act like an a**.  I am hear to say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.  You are an entertainer...sure I get it but cut it out.  You kiss your "Father" in the mouth, there are tats and piercings all over your face and you weigh a 145lbs soaking wet.  I just don't believe you.  The problem is that there are a bunch of young knuckleheads out there that saw the video and will repeat that same performance in court someday thinking they are cool , but will only find out that type of behavior gets them thrown behind bars, where Bubba makes them put their ankles over their head and count to 75 with their eyes closed.  You are f*cking up the hood man.  At least try and give them a fighting chance.

Not that it matters but I just can't purchase any of your music anymore not that I have bothered to buy anything after the 2nd Carter but who is really paying attention.  I will however give you credit for one of the greatest lines of all time, "Whats your real name, not your stripper name".  Tell me you never wanted to ask her that lol

Is religion the new politics??

It has been a very long time since I have decided to put my thoughts to the keyboard and pump out a new blog post.  There has been plenty of sh*t going on since my last post to rant and rave about and maybe I will get there but this has definitely been on my mind.  Give me a few posts to shake off the rust.

Is religion the new politics? That subject that makes people lose their heads and think about grabbing a pistol to do the Lord's work!  As we all know the 2012 election ended about a week ago and Barack Obama was elected to serve another 4 years as the President of the United States.  This election has stirred so many emotions about politics from people who I would never thought gave a damn about anything.  People were shouting all the time go out and vote because it is your right and you should vote just because you can.  WRONG!! I prefer dumb, uneducated, ignant motherf*ckers to stay the hell home if you have no clue what you are voting for.  Vote for whoever you want but know why however I digress.

After the election I had one of the strangest interactions with a friend.  I was asked about my thoughts on the elections and I simply replied that they did not want to know.  Sh*t went all downhill from there. smh

Me: I did not vote for the President.

Them: I can't talk to you anymore since you didn't not Barack the vote.

Me: I figured that much

Them: Okay take care

Me: lol cold word huh

Me: With all that said am I still allowed to hang out with you?lol

 *20 minutes later *

Me: Wait, you serious?

Them: Yes I am

Me: Okay

*45 minutes later *

Them: I can't believe ur a republican.....

Me: Who said that?

Them: If u didn't vote democrat then.....

Me: Unaffiliated, green, etc

Them: Omg good night

Me: Only Democrat is right?

Them: Right for me

Me: Oh okay

Them: Good night smh

I have never had anybody stop being my friend because of political affiliations even thought I did not specify what I was.  Hell, I may not have even voted for all they know.  I understand people not wanting to be friends because of money, sexual relations with their significant other, or eating the last f*cking Oreo cookie but this sh*t???  I am glad people are trying to be involved in what shapes America's future but damn...kick rocks.  I mean what would your President do?