Kevin Garnett the habitual line-stepper

Kevin Garnett this Bud is for you!

I have never been a fan of Kevin Garnett for any of his time in the NBA.  The older I got the more and more I realized I did not like him.  I am not sure if it was from the arguments with people that he was a better player than Tim Duncan which is still hilarious.  Maybe it was the fact that at some point people thought he was the best player in the NBA even though he was not the best at his position.  When the Celtics won their last championship my dislike of Garnett was at an all time high.  Simply because of this piece of coonery:


I mean really???  Dude, stop it. smh  That was the Adidas campaign slogan at the time and those folks ate that sh*t up.  Mine as well have been shucking and jiving.  Sure, I laughed hysterically and when I need a good laugh I still watch it but damn.

You have gotten older and your reputation as a bully is becoming bigger and bigger.  Exhibit A  and B.  For the record Tim Duncan should have gotten into his a** that day but he is too nice for all that.  There are countless other times of Kevin Garnett just being an all around d*ck but the sh*t that happened last night with Carmelo Anthony is definitely over the line.  Allegedly what happened was during the game last night was that the habitual line-stepper know as Kevin Garnett  tells Melo that his wife, "Tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios".  Not for nothing Honey Nut Cheerios is one of my favorite cereals in the world and is absolutely delicious but I be damned if another man tells me my wife tastes like that.  After I respond with "thank you" the left hook follows but I digress.  If this is indeed what happened Garnett is a b*tch for not making himself available to have that "talk" with Carmelo.  All of the security guards and police officers that were to keep the peace after the game should have at least let Melo get in there for 3 to 4 solid hits.  As Garnett's playing days winds down I can only hope that somebody gives him that "work" on that court like the NBA 80's days.

Writing this post and thinking about my initial reaction Honey Nut Cheerios might be the funniest insult of ALL TIME.
Do you think Carmelo Anthony will ever buy Honey Nut Cheerios again?

 

USPS

The United States Postal Service in Philadelphia on Chestnut St. might be one of the most poorly run places in this damn country.  I can't figure out why I continue to support them but I do.  I suppose it is because they are bleeding cash and should be put out of their misery and I do what I can when I can.

These slow motherf*ckers have a sign that says, "If you have been in line for more than 5 minutes call this number...".  Last night I stood in this long a** line in the same damn place for more than 5 minutes and I know them motherf*ckers know people are ALWAYS in line for longer than 5 minutes majority of the time.  That sign is a slap in the face and should promptly be removed as to not incite riots among the masses.

I will never ever understand how there are always only 2 t o3 people working the counter but there always spaces for 5 employees and 5 employees are needed but you senseless people continue to under staff the damn desk.  Sure, trying to make cuts where you can but you all are losing customers this way and can't meet deadline to meet payments that you are supposed to.

I know you can't control the customers that use your services and that is fine but the man in front of me licked the sh*t out of the envelope and it deeply disturbed me.  Not to judge a book by its cover but I am pretty sure that envelope reminded him of some Kevin Clash flashback he had with Elmo but I digress.  He went to work on that envelope and it was like a car wreck that you could not turn from because you could not believe the sh*t that was just going on in a public place.

Then the ignorant sloppy b*tch with the rag on her head walked in being all extra loud.  I get it the line was long beyond belief but I do not need you walking in yelling unf*cking believable because guess what I believe it because I been standing in this line for 30 some minutes. The only thing more unbelievable was your piece of stomach hanging from your shirt that you forgot to cover up or the fact that your material ran out of elasticity.  No wonder I can't find any of the Hostess twinkies online anywhere, I am sure they were purchased by her and deep fried for  lunch!