Monday, July 11, 2011

It's all in the game!!!

 * Disclaimer*
I am just playing...kinda lol

Soooo, I was sitting online talking to one of my boys about work.  We were talking about the stresses of working and how it seems to be more mental than physical.  Within the course of the conversation hitting the lottery comes up because who the hell would not love to hit the lotto for something stupid!!!  Neither of us are habitual players but sometimes when times are hard you are willing to try and will throw a few dollars out there here and there because you can't win if you don't play.   So through our dumbness this question was posed by me:

Is it wrong to rob drug dealers? (yea I know...wtf)  We were joking about robbing regular people but that is just so wrong for so many reasons but robbing the drug dealer..isn't that just all in the game?  I mean they sell dope and destroy a lot of communities so they have to get got somehow, right?  Sure, I am wrong for robbing because we should not rob but I'm saying....(sly grin)  If the drug dealers are going to get robbed who do they call?  The POlice(B-more city accent) are out.  If I got my best Omar Little impersonation on and threw in some Robin Hood and gave some of that money to some charities.  F*ck giving to the "poor" their houses,cars, and clothes are better than mine. lol

All in all that would be doing a service for the community because budgets are tight and the Rollers can't be everywhere.  For those not in the know the Rollers are the  Po Po, 5 0, Jake, them boys and all them other good names that the good ole boys in blue are given.  Think about if we stick the drug dealers up they will eventually get tired of getting stuck up and will give the game a rest right? *doubt it*  Think about all the good that come out of this situation.  You don't have to pay the person robbing the drug dealer because they keep what they took.  The dealers take a hit with the loss of cash and can't re-up and that means less crack head motherf*ckers in front of 7-11 always begging you for change.  Sounds like a win to me!!


Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Corporal Punishment

I believe corporal punishment should be legal in PA.  I have been dealing with some kids in a classroom setting and it leaves me debating if I want to do the snip snip so I don't have any children.  In the ideal world my kids would stay toddlers for 10 years then go straight to being a senior in high school and progressing with life from there but I digress.

 Jay-Z had a line "people don't get the picture to the weapons are drawn" and that is how I feel with these knuckleheads except there will be no weapons. :(  I can't even make them stand up in the corner or do jumping jacks. WTF!!!  Where have all the damn cowboys gone?  Why the hell is everybody soft like tissue paper, or Miguel the singer? ( heeeey sugar)

Every now and then there comes a point in a child's life were they need to be taken out back and have their a** handed to them.  A punch to their chest where they can't breathe for a good 10 seconds puts a lot of things into perspective.  Not only does it solve the immediate problem but in the long term they are sure to think twice about stepping out of bounds.  The only thing that might happen is that one of these dysfunctional kids might threaten to get their Dad buuut who am I kidding these motherf*ckers have not seen their Dad in years.  Hell, they probably think they came from the stork! * giggles to self *

Having fear of somebody that will not think twice about knocking the snot out of you, laying The People's elbow, and then picking you up off the ground to give you homework is a great thing.  It builds character and who does not need a little bit of that in their life?