Ray Rice...what is the fuss about

The regular season for the NFL has not even started but their players are all over the news these days for various reasons.  This time it is Ray Rice of the greatest football franchise of all time the Baltimore Ravens.  I don't hide the fact that I am a huge Raven's fan but I am a greater fan of people shutting the f*ck and just trying to think.

People from all walks of life are coming out of nowhere and are PISSED that he only got suspended for two games.  Between me and you they are probably Steeler's fans but that is neither here nor there.  So the uproar seems to be that PED users and people who smoke weed have been suspended longer than Ray Rice.  People like to say it sets a precedent that domestic violence is okay.  Not really sure where these morons even pulled that from but it gives me a good chuckle every time. A quote pulled straight from a comment board: " So Ray Rice knock the f%ck out of his girlfriend and it's video taped and get suspended only 2 games while someone smokes a little weed and gets suspended the whole year....seems fair"  There are the types of idiots that we are dealing with out here.

First of all there was not a videotape of Ray Rice knocking his lady out but there is a videotape of her dragging her out the elevator.  While some may say I am splitting hairs I simply say there is a difference.  I mean if my girl and I tussle in the elevator and I don't have the decency to remove her unconscious body from the elevator for anybody to do who knows what with, what type of man am I really?  With Josh Gordon here is what we call a MULTIPLE offender with EVIDENCE that he has broken rules.   Do we have evidence that Ray Rice two pieced his then-fiancée?  There is only evidence of him  caveman dragging her out the elevator.  What if she was soo tired that she said f*ck it and decided to take a nap on the floor on the way to room.  I know this sounds ridiculous but wanting to go around handing out punishment for sh*t we think that might have happened is pretty wild too!!

Has anybody stopped to think that the commissioner Roger Goodell loves giving out insanely harsh punishments and that if Ray only got two games it is for a reason?  You know the reason that maybe the NFL saw the footage and only handed out a 2 game suspension was that maybe he was defending himself.  Maybe the alleged Ryu punch was in complete self defense or in the midst of them having a drunken lovers quarrel.  IF Rice really just unleashed streets of rage type of a** whooping on her and it was caught on camera the NFL definitely would have suspended him a lot longer.  The NFL  Hell, prosecutors would have charged him regardless even if his lady did not want to press charges.  Don't get me wrong I am against domestic violence but I am not sure this happened.  The only thing for sure I know is that his drunk a** struggled to drag her out the elevator (hit the weight room) and that this situation is embarrassing for everybody involved.  Him, her, the Ravens, and the NFL.  It overshadows a ton of good he does for Anti-bullying.  Most importantly lets hope that whatever issues they had are now resolved and they can get back to business as usual.  Like averaging more than 3.0 yards per carry.

But can he play professional football

Michael Sam really has everybody in their feelings.  Michael Sam has everybody getting their panties in a bunch.  Was shooting for a Michael Sam has never seen panties joke but I could not figure out  a good one but I digress...

I fear we are at a weird place in society where everybody is screaming about freedom of speech until somebody speaks out against whatever the hot topic is.  Want to lose some friends or not get any yams, try telling somebody that you are a little more conservatively motivated, you could care less that the President is black, or that you don't care that she can pull her legs behind her ear you are not paying full price err-..never mind the last one.  Everybody is so quick to stand up for what is "right" that they end up losing sight of what the hell freedom of speech is.

What has been killing me is that on sports debate shows, facebok posts, and comments sections on many different articles written about THIS Michael Sam topic are filled with people voicing their displeasure with Tony Dungy and calling him all types of bigots and what have you.( what really kills me is that he aint even that good and this is 3rd big deal before he has even played)  I am still trying to figure out how this one little quote sent people off the deep end: "I wouldn't have taken him. Not because I don't believe Michael Sam should have a chance to play, but I wouldn't want to deal with all of it. It's not going to be totally smooth ... things will happen.''  Thats it!!!!  I missed the part where he called him the F word, or he said he was afraid Michael Sam was going to give out blow jobs in the locker room, or said anything about him disagreeing with who Michael Sam is bending over and blowing out or getting bent over.

Now all of a sudden Tony Dungy is a hypocrite for pushing Michael Vick to have a second chance in the NFL after serving time for the part he played in the dog figthing escapades.  What all the idiots fall to realize is  Michael Vick was a PROVEN Pro Bowl, game changing player.  Michael Sam was a potential 4th rounder that fell to the 7th round that 31 other teams passed on the guy because if he plays his heart out all the time he MIGHT make the team and have a career for a few years as part time player.  No teams really wants a media circus (maybe the Jets or Cowboys but they are not real teams) because of rookie players drafted in the 7th f*cking round.  Seventh round draft picks who have marginal talent don't get to disrupt the team but 1st round picks who potentially game changing and seat filling ability gets the opportunity.  It has nothing to do with Michael Sam being gay it is just that he has more bum than pro bowl caliber in him.  I would not have drafted him either because it is not worth the headache but if a few years from now he has proven he can play at a high level I would damn sure sign him as a free agent. 

In a nutshell f*ck Michael Sam and this nonsense until he proves he is double digit sack machine or a average player that gets picked up by the Ravens.  And semi f*ck Tony Dungy for clarifying his statements and not saying "yall can kiss my ass, I don't want bum a** distractions on my team IF I ever coached again you hypothetical loving a**holes"  GO RAVENS!!!

Is 30 the new 20??

There is this nasty rumor that I turn 30 years old on July 15th.  Whoever started that dirty, nasty, vicious rumor can kiss my slightly tanned a**!!  However, for the sake of the argument lets say that the statement might be true. *ponders*  Moving into another decade and getting just a little bit older means that my social filter gets to slowly wither away?  So in theory this blog post I should be able to spit hot fyah about all the sh*t that has bothered me for months?

I hate that some of my tenants live and function like animals and when people ask me what I do for a living I find myself giving them this response: "I am a zoo keeper" * dead ass stare*

It kills me that this dumb a** broad with 4 kids who lives in a room with all of them and her boyfriend had the nerve to tell me that she can't  afford their room anymore because they cut their checks back.  Somebody should have cut her off from the supply of d*ck!!

I hate that when I set appointments with potentials tenants and they come really late and show up like they are doing me a favor. I mean do they really think there is a shortage of broke bum motherf*ckers in Philly.(sidenote not everybody who rents from me are broke bum motherf*ckers just these broke bum motherf*ckers I am talking about)  What I really hate is that that 99% of the time they look like me.  Can't even be mad when white folks joke about "CP time"

Speaking of white folks...

When I was in high school one of my friends stated that most of the car accidents he saw were with young white women.  I saw a few accidents the other day and all I could do was chuckle to myself.

The young white woman might be the most oblivious of all the humans on the planet.  One day my cousin and I were pulled over by a police officer on this narrow a** block in our big a** yellow cargo van taking up all the space.  Don't you know this young ole white chick drives all the way down til the end of the block behind the police officer and then gets out her car and says to the officer "Are you going to be done soon or should I just back down the block"?  I mean who the f*ck even thinks to ask the police some bullsh*t when they clearly have some negros pulled over?

Why is it that some of the biggest sh*t talking, threat making, war chanting people are flamboyantly gay men?  This one guy left all types of message about "When I see you it is a motherf*cking problem", "I am calling Bloods from L.A. to come out here."  Keep in mind half the time he can't keep his cell phone bill payed but he calling in reinforcements. Oh ard.  I mean how am I supposed to take this seriously when he couldn't afford to pay for condoms that might have prevented that thing only Magic Johnson can afford to take care of?  

I will try to work on my filter thing but I am turning 3 err.. I mean 28 again so f*ck it!!

 

Whatever "made it" means

 
If you fall into one of those categories and I have offended you please accept my sincerest apologies. Just playing go get a hug sensitive thug!!!