I have never been a fan of Kevin Garnett for any of his time in the NBA. The older I got the more and more I realized I did not like him. I am not sure if it was from the arguments with people that he was a better player than Tim Duncan which is still hilarious. Maybe it was the fact that at some point people thought he was the best player in the NBA even though he was not the best at his position. When the Celtics won their last championship my dislike of Garnett was at an all time high. Simply because of this piece of coonery:
I mean really??? Dude, stop it. smh That was the Adidas campaign slogan at the time and those folks ate that sh*t up. Mine as well have been shucking and jiving. Sure, I laughed hysterically and when I need a good laugh I still watch it but damn.
You have gotten older and your reputation as a bully is becoming bigger and bigger. Exhibit A and B. For the record Tim Duncan should have gotten into his a** that day but he is too nice for all that. There are countless other times of Kevin Garnett just being an all around d*ck but the sh*t that happened last night with Carmelo Anthony is definitely over the line. Allegedly what happened was during the game last night was that the habitual line-stepper know as Kevin Garnett tells Melo that his wife, "Tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios". Not for nothing Honey Nut Cheerios is one of my favorite cereals in the world and is absolutely delicious but I be damned if another man tells me my wife tastes like that. After I respond with "thank you" the left hook follows but I digress. If this is indeed what happened Garnett is a b*tch for not making himself available to have that "talk" with Carmelo. All of the security guards and police officers that were to keep the peace after the game should have at least let Melo get in there for 3 to 4 solid hits. As Garnett's playing days winds down I can only hope that somebody gives him that "work" on that court like the NBA 80's days.
Writing this post and thinking about my initial reaction Honey Nut Cheerios might be the funniest insult of ALL TIME.
Do you think Carmelo Anthony will ever buy Honey Nut Cheerios again?
Carmelo like nah fuck that! We eating oatmeal from now on!!
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