How far you have fallen

Tiki Barber, for those not familiar is a ex football player for the NY Giants.  He had a 9 year career as a running back, all for the G-Men.  This is the same Tiki Barber who criticized his coach who happened to save his NFL career by fixing his fumbling problem.  The same Tiki Barber who criticized Eli Manning as not being a capable leader who has since won two Superbowls when Tiki retired.  Matter of fact the year he retired they won the chip the next year but I digress.  That guy.

I just happened to be browsing the internet and saw this glorious article.  I was kind of astounded so I read it once and then once again.  Tiki Barber, I mean you no disrespect but kill yourself!!  It is over my dude.  Really, you think somebody is going to pay damn near $2,000 for you per game for some f*cking flag football.  I have not even heard of a league being that damn expensive.  What makes you think you are worth that much for somebody's damn flag football league.  Tiki, you were a damn running back not a quarterback, receiver, or a freaking lineman but a running back.  How many flag football teams you know that needs a running back? This bald headed bastard happened to have a list of other sports he said he could play.  Basketball, badmington, kickball and dodgeball.  YUP, f*cking dodgeball!  If I wanted a dodgeball player I would go to the nearest elementary school and get recruiting.

I get it, you need some money and who doesn't.  You lost a lot of money for d*cking down the young b*tch while your wife was married and pregnant with your twins.  Being divorced is kicking your a** but you did that you ole simple a** motherf*cker! Your tv career went down the can for your side chick who is now your wife.  Was it worth it?  Four kids, a bitter ex wife, and a new wife is a lot to pay for.  I hope you find a lot of dodgeball games to play.  Matter of fact when people start paying and you start playing these games most people play for free let me know what time the game is I am coming with my mask and gun to stick these fools up smh