You must not read my blog

I like to start off with saying that I am right 87% of the time.  I know what you are thinking that is a pretty high percentage he is a arrogant bastard to think he is right that many times it was higher motherf*ckers but I have made some bad calls as of late.

Mine as well start with nonsense of last night.  Let me set the mood.  On my way home from picking up food there was a little hold up at the intersection of 33rd and Powelton.  My passenger saw a former classmate, beautiful dark skin young lady with her friends on Powelton.  There is a car in front of me trying to make a turn, the oncoming traffic lane has a big a** truck coming with the driver on the phone and a green light.  My passenger speaks to her former classmate who in return speaks back as one of her friend darts across the street to safety.  The next scene of events was some of the duuuumbest sh*t ever!!  This chocolaty sister proceeds to dart in front of my car to cross the street and almost lost her life.  Had the driver not stopped she would have been a beautiful chocolate chip pancake.

First of all why the f*ck were you running across my car when I have the green light?  Second, what the hell happened to looking before you cross the street?  Third, and no offense to anybody how come your black people Spidey sense did not tingle for the BIG a** truck with the driver on the phone.  Fifth, and this should be no offense to anybody comment what made you think running after the white girl was a good idea?  Sometimes they are more prone to run to danger and face it head on.  Sixth, when your life was saved by the driver braking how come you did not slap the sh*t out of your friend for not telling you to "STOP".

Miss. Biker what were you thinking about today when I was in the crosswalk?  This clumsy chick almost runs her bike over my foot.  I mean we were all waiting for the green light so we could cross the street safely you saw me standing right next to you.  Did  you think I was a mirage or something?  Or was it the fact that you had your f*cking headphones in and were not paying attention and you really don't know how to ride a bike.

People who are just in the way I SPIT on you.