Friday, November 19, 2010

Take the damn bus

Well since it is out there that I don't really give a flying 747 f*ck about pedestrians I should go ahead and let everybody know that I equally if not more dislike bikers.  It just so happens that a lot of bikers are damn hipsters go figure.

Bikers, ride around like they are either A) immortal or B) God and both answers are wrong.  B*tch you are on a f*cking bike.  That sh*t is some aluminum and rubber dawg!!!  You should slow the f*ck down and stop weaving in and out of traffic.  Other drivers give a f*ck but I do not, you know why FULL COVERAGE b*tches!!!  What really kills me is that they are suppose to obey the same laws as cars but they don't whatsoever and then have the nerve to get mad if they almost get hit.  Your bikes are not wrapped in armor you are naked like the pedestrians idiots so slow down and don't get in my way.

I am sure that bikers are some of the dumbest motherf*ckers known to man!!  In this one particular incident I watched a biker tailgate a car as this car made a left turn and then the car came to a sudden stop and then the nonsense ensued.  I watched the bike run into the back of the car and the driver collapsed onto the hood of the car like he was assassinated!!! My reaction was of the "Ohhh diiiizamn" variety.  He looked like he was in pain and could have used a hand but I kept driving home he should have been a smarter driver.  Looking back on things I could have at least called the ambulance but ehhh I am sure he had a cellphone.

The second incident this biker did the same exact thing.  It was like a bad case of dejavu stupidity!!  The reaction was more of the same on my part but this time it ended with giggles.  In short bikers that are all over the place weaving in and out of traffic, no hand signal using, no courtesy having punks all you guys eat crushed glass!!!

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