Gobble deez

Happy Thanksgiving  to everybody out there!!  Hopefully everybody had a safe voyage and will be grubbing very shortly.  I just like to to take this time out to say what I am thankful for.  What stands out to me this year is being able to share my thoughts on this forum.  So for that I am thankful for my followers and all of those who read this blog.  I originally started because I was mad at something and it has been kind of therapeutic writing these posts, all though probably not enough. lol  So to everybody THANKS for riding with me.  I have created an email that you can hit me up anytime with questions, comments, ideas, beefs whatever.  spittingandcussing.blogpsot.com@gmail.com

WELP!!  Now, that is outta the way lets get down to this bullsh*t.  I am driving home to MD today and I stop off in DE to grab some breakfast with one of my homies to catch up and I am leaving Ihop and my motherf*cking tire blows.  Luckily I am Pop's AAA membership and they were out there within 40 minutes or so.  Dude comes out and throws spare tire on while I am out there in the mist playing football with his kids.  *Go figure*

The spare is now on and my mission is to head to Pep Boys and get a real tire put on to make the rest of the voyage.  Not sure why I thought Pep Boys might be open today for a little bit you know for people who need to get tires, oil changes or other random car mishap sh*t.  Them sons of b*tches were closed and locked down like a Nun's legs. *rimshot*  Imagine how pissed I was to not be able to drive over 60mph the whole way home.  Made the trip exxxtra long.  As I was cruising along in the slow lane and watching everybody pass me by I just kept thinking about how they were cussing me the f*ck out for being in the way and almost felt bad.  However, I quickly remembered I was in the slow lane and they could go kick rocks!!

Just a quick thought before I go stuff my face.  In the grand scheme of things the Pilgrims were not sh*t!!  The Native Americans were bamboozled HARD. With that said:

I SPIT on you front passenger tire, Pep Boys and the motherf*cking Mayflower!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!