Can't touch this

Listen, when I was a young buck I was listening to MC Hammer just like everybody else.  My Dad had the record player going and I used to dance in the mirror trying to imitate his dance moves.  I used to RIDE for Hammer but nowadays I think he might be better just going away.  I only say this because of his latest video which is a Jay-Z diss.  Those who know me understands that I am a Jay-Z fan and have been involved in countless disagreements arguing his place in history, lyrical prowess or anything of that nature.  Word to Stef Black.

Hammer took offense to a Jay-Z line off of the Kanye West song "So Appalled" where Jigga spits the line: 
"Show me where the boats is / Ferrari Testarosas / And Hammer went broke / So you know I'm more focused / I lost 30 mil so I spent another 30 / 'Cause unlike Hammer 30 million can't hurt me..."
I am not even sure how this is a diss by simply stating the known facst that Hammer skipped out on accounting class, had no clue how to manage money, his entourage was too damn big and there just were not enough dance moves in his arsenal to keep that bread flowing in.  Halloween night or the day after Hammer drops his diss record a video entitled "Better Run Run".

First, I like to apologize for those who watched that horrible hot a** garbage!!  I just had to show how pathetic this man has become.  I mean really enough with the Illuminati theories and Jay worships the Devil nonsense.  Please go a different route.  I mean this video even had the nerve to have Lucifer helping Hov write lyrics.  When is the last time Jay wrote lyrics???  I am sure Hammer has something coming out that will be promoted off of this.  This is a embarrasment to Hammer's family, Oakland Gangsters, and whoever his handlers are.
Proof that he has lost it
Hammer is clearly a disillusioned man.  In the words of The Kid 50 Cent "Go to the bathroom open the cabinet and eat the pills"!!