Moment of Clarity

I would like to take this time to clear the air on a few things.  A few things about myself and maybe some other random things.  So bare with me.

I am not really this angry all the time.  I promise!!  Sure there is a bunch of stuff that pisses me off to no end like lazy motherf*ckes collecting unemployment and sniffling, snot nosed, helpless little children that are thrust on me.

This one really crack me up.  Not even sure how this one even came about from these rants.  I am not suicidal.  There are times when I do think about suicide but it is only hoping other people do themselves in. (I kid I kid)

My childhood was a good one.  I was not abused, beat up or mistreated.  In fact those are some of the happier times in my life.  So there is no Law & Order:SVU happening over these parts.

In everyday conversation I don't really cuss all the time.  Only when I am taken to that point of no return and then all bets are off.  F*****ck!!  The only time I spit is when I see Oprah with no make-up but seriously I don't spit.

 Anybody who is reading this I want you to hold me to this:  If Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees gets  the 23 million a year he wants I promise that I will seriously try out for any professional sports league of your choosing because that means sports teams are just giving out free money and I WANT in.