What is in a name? You ever hear a name and ever think what the hell is that? Unfortunately I see this sh*t all the time. It is funny and sad all at once.
About a week or so ago my boy and I were watching the NFL and this name flashed across the scene of one of the players. Marcedes Lewis of the Jacksonville Jauguars. WTF. My friend asks the question " What kind of Father names his son Marcedes". My reply was "I bet you his Father was not even around" but seriously WTF. I understand naming your daughter Marcedes because you are setting her up to be a stripper, prostitute or something along those lines but the boy?
Parents, stop naming your children something that cannot be pronounced within two attempts. That is embarrassing for the child and even for your simple a**. I mean I would hate to hear the teachers pronounce a damn Shaquita. What the f*ck is even a Shaquita? Seriously, why would you even do that your daughter. With a name like that her options in life are crack whore or baby mom. I would even venture out on a limb to say that she will be both and do a stint in jail.
Here are a few rules I think should be followed when naming your children. No names over 12 letters. That is almost half the damn alphabet, stop that sh*t. Pretend you are a employer and you see your child's resume with that name on it, what is the first thing that pops in your mind? You know what scratch that if you are dumb enough to name your child something off the hook you probably don't have a resume. Do not give your child a stage name i.e. Diamond, Storm, Passion etc. Ethnic names are fine and cool but sometimes your child is just being setup for failure. If possible stay away from these names too except if you are a royalty or heir to some oil fields or something. Follow these rules and hopefully you too can stir your children away from failure!
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