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As I have gotten older, moodier, and less talkative on the cell phone I have grown to love and appreciate the text message.  If you are in lecture and need to relay on a message  without leaving your seat or causing a distrubance BOOM there you have it.  If you are in lecture and your are taking a test and you are presented with something you have never seen WA LA text a friend.*jk*  Ever been in a situation where you wanted to ask one question and then end the conversation?  Well there you have it with a one and done text.  If done properly a text message can even make you appear smarter than what you are.  You can thesaurus some words look up a great quote or something along those lines.

Even though I love text messages very much so what pisses me off are early morning text messages that are beyond randomness.  I mean WTF.  What makes you think I am up at 7am on my days off?  So, even if I were up this early why in the hell would you send me a text message that has nothing to do with anything?  If you are going to wake me up please make me laugh, really need me, or be a damn good friend.  I mean what goes on through your head to even think this is even remotely appropriate? So, I don't f*ck with you like that and your text is not informing me that you have a pile of money waiting for me in a black duffel bag with a helicopter gassed up why even wake me up! 

If I do respond to your text message you then at least owe me the courtesy of carrying a conversation with me. If I do respond and you decide not to answer me back we will have problems that might result in your tires being slashed repeatedly.  If you do not have a car I will find you and throw my phone at your head and yell "TEXT".  I am not the nicest guy in the world but please believe a random person in my phone does not get the text early in the morning about nothing but on second thought maybe I should start.


Early morning random annoying text messaging people about nothing I  SPIT on you!!!