Lately I have been doing well with my "good" days and have had very few "bad" days. Well that sh*t ended abruptly today! The smallest thing set me off today.
I lost one of my damn gloves today and I am beyond pissed!!! I am 26 years old how the f*ck did I lose one of my gloves? That is some 7 year old bullsh*t!! I am terribly upset because I have one glove. ONE! The hell am I supposed to do with one? Somebody made the suggestion to ball my gloves up and put them in my pocket. Little kid sh*t!! I am just beyond blown because the last thing of importance I have lost was my vir-- err never mind. I was going to get a drink because I clearly need one but guess what they don't let 7 year old children into the motherf*cking bar.
When I was driving my left hand was on the steering wheel without a damn glove and guess what?? My hand was cold as sh*t! To further piss me off and make my day even more miserable I almost got into an accident. This simple motherf*cker was in my lane as I was trying to make a left turn. As the turn was happening I had to stop to see what the hell she was doing and she had the nerve to look at me like I was wrong. This bug eyed heffer had no idea that if my left hand was not frozen I was going to attempt to put her damn eyeballs back in her head. I am done for now.
Yeah, just like that!!!
lmfao i love that i was present for all of this <3
ReplyDeletewow this is hilar! OMG like it got me rolling right now.
ReplyDeleteok. That last picture nearly scared me out my seat.
ReplyDeletelmaoooooooooooo
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