The Male Ego

The world will come to a end one day.  It won't be from nuclear war, natural disasters, or even from Aliens who will come here to enslave us all and stick probes up our a** but from the male ego!  When not contained the male ego is some of the most egregious sh*t EVER!!!

I was told this story by a friend in my inner circle and all names with be withheld to protect the innocent or some sh*t like that.

A friend owns a house that is rented that originally had only two people living there. One on the 4th floor and the other on the 3rd floor.  It was like that for a few months until somebody moved in on the second floor.  Everybody has their own private bedroom but the kitchen and bathrooms are common areas sort of like freshman living.

The 2nd floor guy who is Dominican happens to head to the kitchen to fry some food (insert racial joke) but does not have any vegetable oil.  So what does he do?  He sees that somebody else has vegetable oil on the counter and decides to use their oil without asking.  So he uses about half the bottle of vegetable oil to fry some f*cking chicken.   The guy from the 4th floor is observing the new guy use all this vegetable oil

* few hours go by *

The 2nd floor guy who is an older Black gentleman comes back and sees that somebody used his vegetable oil.  So naturally he is  upset and goes to the guy on the 4th floor because they have known each other for a few months.  That guy says he does not want to get involved but that he witnessed the new guy use the oil.  With that said the old guy goes to visit the new guy.  The new guy initially denied using the oil and in a few profane statements said he did not know what he was talking about.  He then decides to come clean and say he used it and offered him $3 for the oil.  The sh*t that happened next I STILL can't believe.


Words were exchanged between the older Black gentleman and the Dominican dude.  The usual expletives and words insinuating a fight. The two gentleman throw fists and get down and dirty.  The older dude says f*ck it and goes to grab his knife. * Rule #1..never bring a knife to a gunfight*  The Dominican goes into his room and pulls out his gun.  Both of these simple motherf*ckers got busy.  Oldhead get shot and the Dominican dude gets stabbed (insert sterotypical Hispanic knife joke).

So pretty much what happened was that these a**holes went to the hospital and I am sure jail time is sure to follow over some VEGETABLE OIL.  I have never even heard of anything like this.  I have enough of my fair share of wild stories but most people let the gun fly over money, women, lack of respect you know normal people sh*t but VEGETABLE OIL.  To think that old guy could have taken the $3 and got more vegetable oil or that the Dominican dude could have just not used somebody's property without asking that this whole situation could have been avoided.  Ladies and gentleman the male ego will destroy this planet.  May God have mercy on us all!!