More reasons I hate the PPA

By now I have made it clear the pure hate I have for the Philadelphia Parking Authority.  I have never seen a more annoying and corrupt organization than them.  Well, I have but they might take me out if I speak ill of them.  I see what you are doing Uncle Sa--err never mind.

So on Sunday evening I was parking my car in University City and found a sign that said that you only had to pay for parking between Mon-Sat.  Sooo, like any reasonable person I parked there went on about my business and came back to my car to see a motherf*cking ticket.  Initially I was not mad but then I started to think about the f*ckery that was sitting on my windshield I became upset.  Most people usually leave and just cuss all the way home but not me.  I sat my black ass in the car and waited for Officer Dumb A** to come back.  Part of me was not sure if they were going to come back but they sure did!!

Their car parks on the block ahead of me and they get out to start doing more d*ckhead sh*t!  So I approach Officer Dumb A** with an excuse me and she tried to pretend like she did not hear me.  We were the only two motherf*ckers on the block who else did she think I was talking to.  When  she finally answered I asked why did I get a ticket when the sign says I could park she tells me that you have to pay to park every day even though the sign says different. I told her that was nonsense and then she told me the sign behind me said Mon-Sun.  She had a nerve to be rude and condescending like I was the dumb motherf*cker who could not read.  At this moment she went from Officer Dumb A** to Officer Dumb A** B*tch.  Long story short she told me to contest the ticket and take picture.

What makes me mad about the whole ordeal is that the sign said what it said so how the f*ck am I supposed to know that they meant Mon-Sun.  Reading is fundamental and dammit I read the motherf*cking sign. Her lame excuse was that somebody pulled the sticker off!  There was no damn sticker it was new freaking sign.  I called the number on the ticket to make an appeal and sat through a 3 minute recording only for it to tell me their office hours were Mon-Fri 9am-8pm. smh.  I went home to appeal the ticket online and Officer Dumb A** B*tch had not put the ticket in the system.  The next day I called the same damn number during business hours and sat through the same recording to be told everybody is busy and to hold for the system to start over TWICE.  I finally got to schedule a date but the fact that I have to take time out of my schedule to fight a ticket that is not even my fault blows my damn mind.  This is why I hate the PPA.  All yall can kiss my high yellow a**!!!

I know I can read!!!