Monday, March 7, 2011

We did this

What is a thoia thong?  Seriously, what is a thoia thong?  It was a a damn good song by R.Kelly but what is it?  That question leads me to my next question:  What the hell were we letting that grown a** man get away with?

We completely failed as human beings with him.  I will be a nice guy and not talking about him marrying 16 year old Aaliyah and giving a golden shower to the 14 year old chick on camera.  However, that is some bullsh*t that he did not do a damn day behind bars for that nonsense but I digress.

Lets start with the song "Gotham City". Not one of his more popular songs but a decent song nonetheless.


At about 2:39 in the video the motherf*cking Batmobile is going to appear.  Guess who is driving the Batmobile??  It is not Batman but the guy Kellz!!  Back in 7th grade I probably thought this was cool but as a grown a** man I am at a loss for words.

Up next is a personal favorite of mine.



Within the first 20 seconds in the damn video he is sitting on the side of the jacuzzi with his hair half braided.  Sure, he could be waiting on somebody to finish his hair but the problem with this is that this started a trend where a bunch of nappy a** motherf*ckers walked around like it was cool.  Your hair should either be braided or out but not both.  I mean truthfully speaking after a certain age no grown man should have his hair braided but that is a convo for another day.





Umm, and this sh*t above us!!  This man is a damn purple suit.  The only grown men allowed to wear purple suits are Prince and Steve Harvey.  Prince because he like used to have this aura or some sh*t around him and Steve because he is the only ignorant son of a b*tch that can pull it off.  I mean look at dumb a** Robert and his nipples showing.  Is that really a PURPLE doo rag?  Is this man really wearing a compression arm sleeve on like he plays in the NBA.  What is the belt buckle thingy majig?  Is that a tongue sticking out some lips or is that a piece of angus (pause)?  Why does this man really have purple gun holster on?  Dawg, you are not shooting nothing but lil girls (sorry was supposed to leave it alone).  And why the hell did he have on purple leather pants. That look was last perfected by Eddie Murphy in RAW.

We as human beings really let this sh*t get out of hand.  Somebody should have sat his a** down somewhere and talked to him, maybe gave him a hug. I still want to know what a thoia thong is!!!

4 comments:

  1. Look all I can say is your either into R. Kelly or your not. This is a creative genius and not everything from a person like this is going to be understood by the masses. But the funny thing is we all grooved to his music and no one had a bad word to say about the man until the law became involved. In other words the point I'm trying to make is this if your going to judge someone it should be for everything they have done as opposed to you pick a particularly bad moment in their life and my other point if you consider something wrong it should be wrong all the time as opposed to when your favorite artist does it and we all turn a blind eye to it. I thought this was something we should all thing about, Now my personal opinion R. Kelly is cool with me. Keep Jamming Bro

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  2. ummm, dude above I hear you kinda but he took a leak on a minor on camera!!

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  3. Jimmie, how is telling the truth about a pervert judging????

    Brantley, why do you waste your time and energy even being knowledgable of such "trash"

    The problem is what is seen as "art", "genius", etc. and giving it a minute of your time!

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  4. lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo killed my soul for this morning yo

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