That is YO job

Nothing is worst than somebody who carries their job out in a half ass manner.  I know everybody gets frustrated with work and that is absolutely OK.  Listen, I know that when a job frustrates you at times you just want to scream "f*ck the world" and throw something.  It is okay, just do that but please do your job.

McDonald's workers I do understand that your job might suck balls but please don't give me any attitude.  I did not do anything to you.  Fact of that matter is that I am beyond nice to anybody that has control over my food.  I always use all my manners and even ask how your worthless day was even though I don't give a two hoots about it.  So next time when you are taking my order please hold the attitude or I will send in a complaint to the manager and your a** will be back making them fries.

Mr. Delivery man, you are a delivery man not meet me outside man.  When I order food off of campusfood.com I put instructions that says "I am at work inside" so that means bring your butt inside.  I do pay a delivery fee which means that you need to bring my damn order inside.  Please do not call me and say come downstairs because you are downstairs.  You are not downstairs and I know this because I am looking straight out the big ole glass windows.  There are nothing but chain smokers outside so stoooop lying.  Besides, if I have to walk outside to get my freaking food I want my delivery fee back and you will not receive the tip that you covet.

Bartender in the not so crowded bar stop acting like you don't hear me.  I am the section of the bar that only has three people in there and the music is not that loud.  Do you not want my tip that I was going to give you?  I do know that your hourly pay is nothing to write home about and my tip helps make the night a little better.  Whats that Bartender?  You don't like when we hold our money out to get your attention well I don't like it either so maybe if you acknowledge somebody and say"Hold on" or "give me 1 minute" we will stop.  Give me my damn drink on time and I will leave you the hell alone.

 Post office people I would start with you but that is a whole other post.  Disgruntled employees who don't do their damn job we SPIT on you!!

Moment of Clarity

I would like to take this time to clear the air on a few things.  A few things about myself and maybe some other random things.  So bare with me.

I am not really this angry all the time.  I promise!!  Sure there is a bunch of stuff that pisses me off to no end like lazy motherf*ckes collecting unemployment and sniffling, snot nosed, helpless little children that are thrust on me.

This one really crack me up.  Not even sure how this one even came about from these rants.  I am not suicidal.  There are times when I do think about suicide but it is only hoping other people do themselves in. (I kid I kid)

My childhood was a good one.  I was not abused, beat up or mistreated.  In fact those are some of the happier times in my life.  So there is no Law & Order:SVU happening over these parts.

In everyday conversation I don't really cuss all the time.  Only when I am taken to that point of no return and then all bets are off.  F*****ck!!  The only time I spit is when I see Oprah with no make-up but seriously I don't spit.

 Anybody who is reading this I want you to hold me to this:  If Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees gets  the 23 million a year he wants I promise that I will seriously try out for any professional sports league of your choosing because that means sports teams are just giving out free money and I WANT in.

Taken

What is a leader?  According to dictionary.com this is what we have:

lead·er

   /ˈlidər/ Show Spelled[lee-der] Show IPA

–noun

1.a person or thing that leads.

2.a guiding or directing head, as of an army, movement, or political group.

3.Music .

a.a conductor or director, as of an orchestra, band, or chorus.

b.the player at the head of the first violins in an orchestra, the principal cornetist in a band, or the principal soprano in a chorus, to whom any incidental solos are usually assigned.

Me personally I believe that a leader must be able to in times of necessity lie, cheat, steal, and even kill to retain or obtain power.  Now with that said what the hell are America's leaders doing about WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange?  We are looking kind of soft like South Korea when their Naval ship had a hole blown into the side.

This douche bag has been releasing classified documents upon classified documents and has gone unscathed.  Apparently this round of leaks will strain America's ties with other countries and putting informants and various other personnel in potentially dangerous situations.  How is he even able to still do this?  I know what he is doing is not illegal but some would say these acts are immoral.

I do not promote violence in a public forum however if it was up to me Julian would be hurting.  My first move would be to put in the call to the CIA and have this cat removed from his house.  He would then be taken to Guantanamo Bay and beaten within inches of his life.  Right when he is about to check out, resuscitate and then nurse him back to health then repeat process. I am sure he has a backup plan and or a team to get these documents out to the public and that is fine.  Everybody gets it!!  The Mother, the kids and even the damn dog.

Realistically speaking I am sure if Julian was to go missing the USA would get the blame and be looked at with suspicious eyes but so what?  I am sure the Spin Doctors on payroll could simply turn it into some type of conspiracy that has started to run rampant.  Do we not have computer hackers who can simply shut down wikileaks like the Chinese government did to Google a few months back?  Isn't it about time for that accidental fire with all fire exit doors nailed shut like that movie with Brad Pitt with that awful accent killing Nazis?  Whoever controls America's Matt Bourne it is time to get this sh*t popping!!

Julian Assange and whoever is leaking you these damn documents I SPIT on you with saliva induced toxins!!!

You can't handle the truth

I have decided to give you good people some truths about me.

1.I am registered Democrat.
However, I did not vote for Barack Obama.  I voted for the other guy.*black ppl's heart breaking all around the world*  Sue me!!

2. I love Halle Berry like Paris Hilton loves cocaine.
However, to have two ex-husbands and a baby Daddy I am pretty sure she has some screws loose and or missing.(That hurt to say that.  The Flinstones movie where she played the secretary helped jump start puberty for me.)

3.I hate it when I walk by cars and certain people lock their doors out of fear.
However, that is a smart idea one day I might just open the door and scare the crap out of you for pure sh*ts and giggles.

4.Tupac Shakur is a rap icon.
However, he was an average rapper and a knucklehead.  I know I know, he made the song "Brenda's got a baby".  In my opinion Brenda should have been slanging that D instead of taking the D.  Chew on that.  God Bless the dead.

5.My mother found my blog thanks to my bestfriend and my Mother read my Thanksgiving post out loud to me.*quite funny*  She was appalled at my language and told me to stop cussing. I smiled and nodded.
However, I just can't help it.  Not like I got it from her or anything. lol

6.Sarah Palin comes across as a non-intellectual piece of Alaskan moose f*cking trash.
However, she is a good looking old head and could be my sugar mom any day of the week.


7.Sales people pay me no mind when I walk into their stores with my beard grown out.
However, I am counting the security cameras so I can get you sucka!! *just playing Gov't*

Black Friday

So for the fourth or fifth year in a row I have gotten up early in the morning to partake in this Black Friday nonsense.  I only do this because of my best friend who swears this is some big tradition of ours.  All of this is bullsh*t getting up stupid early in the morning and going out and lining up in front of some stores to do some shopping for some "deals" that might not really be deals.

So this morning my friend comes to pick me up at 7am after being only two hours late having me wait early in the damn morning.  We end up going to the mall and saw all type of damn hooligans out there looking like a hot damn mess.  Listen folks just because it is early in the morning does not mean that everybody else is blind and can't see that you look like sh*t.  Ladies please take them ugly a** scarves with all them damn colors off your head.  If you hair is jacked up and you look like a nappy headed hoe then put a damn hat on please or stay your a** in the house.

Gentleman and I use that term loosely and I mean veery loosely please take off them doo rags.  You are outside the house and it is no longer the nineties.  You are not a rapper err- you are not a "real" rapper maybe something of an aspiring rapper but let it go.  Also, pull your freaking pants up sir!!  It is 2010 and your jeans look like them jerking kids from California.  Soooo, your jeans are colorful and tight but yet I still manage to see your boxers.  How does that even work?  I tell you what next time I see anybody with their pants below their waist with a belt on I will get one of my big football playing buddies to plow you.  You will then be broken.  Word to Star!!!  Matter of fact all you dudes out there with cornrows let that sh*t go too.  The prison look is dead man unless you are Jim Jones or Pusha T.

Another beef of mine are when people are just in the way.  Why stand in the way of the escalators when you see me with bags and you are not getting on?  Please don't lift your shirt up in public and rub on your stomach.  Why in the hell do you think people want to see your nasty stomach.  Please don't forget basic hygiene either.  It is very early in the morning but please please brush your teeth.  That morning breath is still rocking and  very very offensive.  Be mindful of others and keep some gum on you.

Gobble deez

Happy Thanksgiving  to everybody out there!!  Hopefully everybody had a safe voyage and will be grubbing very shortly.  I just like to to take this time out to say what I am thankful for.  What stands out to me this year is being able to share my thoughts on this forum.  So for that I am thankful for my followers and all of those who read this blog.  I originally started because I was mad at something and it has been kind of therapeutic writing these posts, all though probably not enough. lol  So to everybody THANKS for riding with me.  I have created an email that you can hit me up anytime with questions, comments, ideas, beefs whatever.  spittingandcussing.blogpsot.com@gmail.com

WELP!!  Now, that is outta the way lets get down to this bullsh*t.  I am driving home to MD today and I stop off in DE to grab some breakfast with one of my homies to catch up and I am leaving Ihop and my motherf*cking tire blows.  Luckily I am Pop's AAA membership and they were out there within 40 minutes or so.  Dude comes out and throws spare tire on while I am out there in the mist playing football with his kids.  *Go figure*

The spare is now on and my mission is to head to Pep Boys and get a real tire put on to make the rest of the voyage.  Not sure why I thought Pep Boys might be open today for a little bit you know for people who need to get tires, oil changes or other random car mishap sh*t.  Them sons of b*tches were closed and locked down like a Nun's legs. *rimshot*  Imagine how pissed I was to not be able to drive over 60mph the whole way home.  Made the trip exxxtra long.  As I was cruising along in the slow lane and watching everybody pass me by I just kept thinking about how they were cussing me the f*ck out for being in the way and almost felt bad.  However, I quickly remembered I was in the slow lane and they could go kick rocks!!

Just a quick thought before I go stuff my face.  In the grand scheme of things the Pilgrims were not sh*t!!  The Native Americans were bamboozled HARD. With that said:

I SPIT on you front passenger tire, Pep Boys and the motherf*cking Mayflower!!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Tell em why you mad son

I am mad because I went to Best Buy last night to purchase the new Lloyd Banks cd Hunger For More 2.  The whole experience was just completely mind boggling and damn frustrating.  There was a sign stating all the new releases for the week.  On this list Lloyd Bank's album was stated as being a new release which makes sense because it came out Monday the 22nd.  I look in the new release section there was no Banks anywhere to be found.  Lots of Kanye and Nicki Minaj albums everywhere to be found but nooo Banks.

Being the smart man that I am I don't fret but went to the Lloyd Banks section.  What did I see there?  A sign that says, "Lloyd Banks Hunger For More 2" but there were no damn discs.  So I am thinking that maybe Banks sold out *sidenote* yea the f*ck right* and there are more in the back.  Wishful thinking!!

After talking with a Best Buy associate I came to the conclusion that they are some dumb motherf*ckers and they are pretty much stealing money.  I ask if there are any of these albums are in the back.  He looked very very confused.  I let him know that there are signs everywhere saying that they have the cd in stock and he goes to the back to check.  He comes back to let me know that Best Buy did not even purchase the f*cking cds.  *blank stare*

I just simply want to know why the f*ck would you advertise that you have something you do not have.  Why would you not let your employees know of this situation?  Is this false advertisement?  Best Buy you were my favorite store of ALL time but now you a**holes have pissed me off.  I will probably shop there again but still.

Best Buy I SPIT on you for wasting my time, getting my hopes up, and never answering my question of why the hell you have signs up.