Many people say Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player of all time. Me personally I think he was just a fat white man that could hit. I am taking Barry Bonds over every player of any era period!! People don't like to mention Barry Bonds because he was an asshole to the media and later the steroids scandal thing. To our knowledge he has never intentionally cheated so that now goes back to the media thing. Allegedly Babe Ruth was a racist but that does not change how anybody felt about him being the best.
Why is it that NBA has minimum age requirement but MLB does not? So it is cool to be 18 and play baseball as a living and not okay to be 18 and making a living in the NBA. Dude from the Nationals Bryce Harper decided to pull out of high school and get a GED because he wanted to focus on baseball because he is supposed to be the next great thing. Tennis athletes are competing on the pro circuit all the time before they even reach 18. Though, if I recall correctly Venus and Serena Williams caught flak for being so young. If I am wrong please let me know.
Why is it that when Brett Farve refuses to come out of the game when he is injured it is because he is a warrior and just wants to win sooo bad. When Vince Young does that he has poor communication skills and has a bad attitude. Just not sure why Brett is passionate and Vince is a knucklehead.
Random thoughts today.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Monday, December 6, 2010
I'll hit her if I have to
Why is that it is socially acceptable for women to hit men but men can't hit them back? I know this is probably sounding quite simple or even barbaric but I really am curious. In my mind this just a setup for the female to one day get her a** whooped.
I personally think you should not teach your children this and instead maybe teach them not to hit people in general. A great disservice is done to children all over the world when this moronic theory is taught. For example if a female was to hit the modern day B.Dot, she would be picking up her eye from across the room once she woke up. Don't get it twisted the same goes for a man too. I simply feel like that I would not hit you why would you do that to me?
I personally take any act of violence towards me rather real or perceived as a threat on my life and will act accordingly. If you simply shove me expect a leg sweep from me if you punch me expect a roundhouse kick. If you talk about harming me expect a top 10 a** whooping of all time. The one thing we should have learned from President Bush should have been "preemptive strike". In these days of uncertainty this is EVERYTHING. If you jump all in somebody's grill before they get the chance to do any harm towards you everything works out in your favor.
Take Israel for example a few years ago when they had the war with Gaza. Gaza was being cute and shooting mortars and stuff and then Israel came and f*cked up their military target, government buildings and police stations. Then came back and f*cked up everything that they got on the first go round. This is what we call "preemptive strike"!! Sure Israel was frowned upon by some but at the end of the day things worked out for them because they won!!
I personally think you should not teach your children this and instead maybe teach them not to hit people in general. A great disservice is done to children all over the world when this moronic theory is taught. For example if a female was to hit the modern day B.Dot, she would be picking up her eye from across the room once she woke up. Don't get it twisted the same goes for a man too. I simply feel like that I would not hit you why would you do that to me?
I personally take any act of violence towards me rather real or perceived as a threat on my life and will act accordingly. If you simply shove me expect a leg sweep from me if you punch me expect a roundhouse kick. If you talk about harming me expect a top 10 a** whooping of all time. The one thing we should have learned from President Bush should have been "preemptive strike". In these days of uncertainty this is EVERYTHING. If you jump all in somebody's grill before they get the chance to do any harm towards you everything works out in your favor.
Take Israel for example a few years ago when they had the war with Gaza. Gaza was being cute and shooting mortars and stuff and then Israel came and f*cked up their military target, government buildings and police stations. Then came back and f*cked up everything that they got on the first go round. This is what we call "preemptive strike"!! Sure Israel was frowned upon by some but at the end of the day things worked out for them because they won!!
Sunday, December 5, 2010
You can't even spell it
Today I was driving in the city and I drove past G Lounge on 17th st between Market and Sansom and I had to chuckle about my last adventure there. It was over a month ago that I was in G Lounge with one of my cousins and one of his friends. It was my first time being in G Lounge in over a year and my cousin's friend had some pull where we could travel all throughout VIP and the vault area.
This friend his name is Corey (all names are purely fictional to protect their identities) and he is a hopeful NFL player and all around nice guy. Most of his time is spent training and going to tryouts to make it to the big stage one day. As the night was winding down we were leaving and Corey was conversing with some ladies on his way out. There was nothing out of the unusual until this motherf*cker said, "Bitch this a BUUUUUUURBERRY sweater!!!".(If you see me in person ask for the impersonation, text does no justice) I heard this come out of his mouth and lost it and broke into tears. I mean really who says some fly crap like that out of their mouth. So as we are all walking away to head home he then has the nerve to say, "How she going to come at the Buurberry sweater, it is Burberry!" At this point I have realized that A.) I hope he gets a office job and never ever has to hit a person to make a living because he is a few head shots away from being a can of V8 or B.) that this name brand sh*t has gotten out of hand. Mind you one of the nicest people I have ever met but I would bet my next paycheck that he could not spell as he says BUUUURBERRY.
I really started to think are name brands that important to people? The answer is yes and that is alright if you have the money for it but if you don't chill the hell out. Me personally am a sucka for Polo but will made sure I have paid all my bills before I go find a polo shirt on sale. This dude Corey was really so impressed with his canary yellow Burberry sweater that he thought nobody should have said anything negative about it. Mind you my cousin had to pay for all the drinks because Mr. Buuuurrberry had no money.
With that said watch your money spend wisely, save wisely, invest wisely and go get you some Buuuurrberry!!!
This friend his name is Corey (all names are purely fictional to protect their identities) and he is a hopeful NFL player and all around nice guy. Most of his time is spent training and going to tryouts to make it to the big stage one day. As the night was winding down we were leaving and Corey was conversing with some ladies on his way out. There was nothing out of the unusual until this motherf*cker said, "Bitch this a BUUUUUUURBERRY sweater!!!".(If you see me in person ask for the impersonation, text does no justice) I heard this come out of his mouth and lost it and broke into tears. I mean really who says some fly crap like that out of their mouth. So as we are all walking away to head home he then has the nerve to say, "How she going to come at the Buurberry sweater, it is Burberry!" At this point I have realized that A.) I hope he gets a office job and never ever has to hit a person to make a living because he is a few head shots away from being a can of V8 or B.) that this name brand sh*t has gotten out of hand. Mind you one of the nicest people I have ever met but I would bet my next paycheck that he could not spell as he says BUUUURBERRY.
I really started to think are name brands that important to people? The answer is yes and that is alright if you have the money for it but if you don't chill the hell out. Me personally am a sucka for Polo but will made sure I have paid all my bills before I go find a polo shirt on sale. This dude Corey was really so impressed with his canary yellow Burberry sweater that he thought nobody should have said anything negative about it. Mind you my cousin had to pay for all the drinks because Mr. Buuuurrberry had no money.
With that said watch your money spend wisely, save wisely, invest wisely and go get you some Buuuurrberry!!!
Saturday, December 4, 2010
I may have been stupid
Growing up as a child I was pretty damn book smart. Straight A's time and time again, magnet school and honor societies were a few examples of my academic prowess. With that said everything was not always grand and looking back on a few things that I believed I can truly say that I had some dumb a** moments. I will share a few of these moments. Don't judge me too harshly like Erykah Badu said, "I'm an artist and I am sensitive about my sh*t". Okay, not really sensitive you can call me a lot of things but sensitive aint one of them.
I was born on July 15th and therefore am a Cancer according to the Zodiac sign. So, for a good chunk of my life I was secretly sad because I believed I had the real deal cancer. For the longest time I could not understand why being born in July made me have cancer. smh
When I was five years old and was out by the beach and I remember somebody saying that this white lady had no butt. From that day on I was under the assumption that white people literally had no butts and it was just a straight back. I was totally confused on how they used the bathroom to do a number 2.
Growing up the commercial about teaching your kids that "virgin" is not a dirty word always came on during Saturday morning cartoons. During my latter years of elementary school I remember people using that word and talking about sex like they really knew what was going on. I thought sexual intercourse between a man and woman happened when a man used his genital and had to somehow connect with a woman's breast. Never knew what the big deal about sex was it just seemed to difficult.
Those were the days when everything were oh so simple!!
I was born on July 15th and therefore am a Cancer according to the Zodiac sign. So, for a good chunk of my life I was secretly sad because I believed I had the real deal cancer. For the longest time I could not understand why being born in July made me have cancer. smh
When I was five years old and was out by the beach and I remember somebody saying that this white lady had no butt. From that day on I was under the assumption that white people literally had no butts and it was just a straight back. I was totally confused on how they used the bathroom to do a number 2.
Growing up the commercial about teaching your kids that "virgin" is not a dirty word always came on during Saturday morning cartoons. During my latter years of elementary school I remember people using that word and talking about sex like they really knew what was going on. I thought sexual intercourse between a man and woman happened when a man used his genital and had to somehow connect with a woman's breast. Never knew what the big deal about sex was it just seemed to difficult.
Those were the days when everything were oh so simple!!
Friday, December 3, 2010
Grow a set
I was talking with my Mom the other day and have realized that there are a lot of entitled motherf*ckers running around here. One would even go out on a limb and say some are kind of soft. They are not built Ford tough. If If I was was Diddy it would be a case of b*tcha**ness!!
Trying to figure out where this sense of entitlement stems from with this generation a lot of people use little league baseball as a prime example. In little league apparently everybody gets trophies now even if you did not win the championship. That defeats the purpose of competition and trying your best if at the end of the day everybody gets a trophy. Some people are okay with this logic but I just can't agree with this thought process at all.
I personally feel that getting your a** kicked in a sport while young is an invaluable lesson that every little kid needs. See, when you get your face handed to you and you have any type of feelings running through your body you will make sure that sh*t will not happen again. You stand outside and shoot hoops until the sun goes down, you bug your Father to play catch everyday until you are the best at what you do. Hopefully this desire turns you into a better person. You do not become a sore loser but you accept you can lose but never ever grow comfortable with it. Once complacency sits in you should go ahead and drink the bleach.
So when I see all these people today who skip class that has mandatory attendance and they beg and plead with the Professor to get a passing grade it makes me sick. They never understand why they are failing they think the Professor does not like them. No, a** you think because you show up some of the time and you are an all around nice person somebody is supposed to be okay with this but it does not work like this dipsh*t.
All you sissies out here who has this entitlement complex man up and in the mean time duck my saliva!!!
Trying to figure out where this sense of entitlement stems from with this generation a lot of people use little league baseball as a prime example. In little league apparently everybody gets trophies now even if you did not win the championship. That defeats the purpose of competition and trying your best if at the end of the day everybody gets a trophy. Some people are okay with this logic but I just can't agree with this thought process at all.
I personally feel that getting your a** kicked in a sport while young is an invaluable lesson that every little kid needs. See, when you get your face handed to you and you have any type of feelings running through your body you will make sure that sh*t will not happen again. You stand outside and shoot hoops until the sun goes down, you bug your Father to play catch everyday until you are the best at what you do. Hopefully this desire turns you into a better person. You do not become a sore loser but you accept you can lose but never ever grow comfortable with it. Once complacency sits in you should go ahead and drink the bleach.
So when I see all these people today who skip class that has mandatory attendance and they beg and plead with the Professor to get a passing grade it makes me sick. They never understand why they are failing they think the Professor does not like them. No, a** you think because you show up some of the time and you are an all around nice person somebody is supposed to be okay with this but it does not work like this dipsh*t.
All you sissies out here who has this entitlement complex man up and in the mean time duck my saliva!!!
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Word of the day
As the holiday season quickly approaches I figure I would change things up with this post and share some of my favorite things with you wonderful people. Today will be just a word or a saying that I like to use in everyday conversation.
One of my favorite words that I absolutely looove to use is "dougie". I know I know strange word to love but hey it is what it is. According to urbandictionary.com dougie can be described as, "swag or swagger". Another definition is "to have a cool or hip style". Me personally I like to throw my own little spin on the word dougie.
For example when people are fighting and somebody got they a** whooped I like to say, "Maan, they were out there getting they dougie on". It makes perfect sense. According to the dictionary the two fighters had "swag" as they fought it out.
I frequently use the term "dougie" when joking with friends or being an all around jerk. For instance "I was getting dougie with your Mom last night". It was in context and damn funny if you ask me.
One of my favorite words that I absolutely looove to use is "dougie". I know I know strange word to love but hey it is what it is. According to urbandictionary.com dougie can be described as, "swag or swagger". Another definition is "to have a cool or hip style". Me personally I like to throw my own little spin on the word dougie.
For example when people are fighting and somebody got they a** whooped I like to say, "Maan, they were out there getting they dougie on". It makes perfect sense. According to the dictionary the two fighters had "swag" as they fought it out.
I frequently use the term "dougie" when joking with friends or being an all around jerk. For instance "I was getting dougie with your Mom last night". It was in context and damn funny if you ask me.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Annoyance
Things that bother me.
When in the strip club men "make it rain". Maybe I am bothered because I can only "make it precipitate very very lightly" but who just gets rid of money like that? I just love money too much money to just throw it up in the air and watch single mothers err- hard working professionals stuff it down whatever clothes they have on.
When women wear really skimpy clothes and their butt cheeks hang out and get mad when somebody has some fly sh*t to say out their mouth. In the words of Dave Chapelle "Your not a hoe but you are wearing a hoe's uniform". You do have every right to wear whatever type of clothing you choose but I'm saying.
When people try and the make the insane comparison that Kobe Bryant is better than Michael Jordan. Please just stop. I understand he has 5 rings and Jordan has 6. Mike never ever lost any finals ever!! Kobe has lost two and counting. Somebody last year tried to use the dumb argument that Jordan has never won a game 7 in the finals. B*tch Jordan never had to reach a game 7 you stupid motherf*cker!! Jordan is the best ever period!!
When people touch my stuff and then ask for permission or don't even bother. How are you going to ask for some of my candy after you done already put it in your mouth? That is some disrespectful nonsense right there. If I steal you in the jaw to knock my f*cking skittles out of your mouth and on to the floor you would be damn upset. Why would I not be upset when you take my stuff. *you know who you are* Did I allow you to go into my book bag and use my laptop? If I go into your purse and take your tampon without telling you and you need it later but it is not there you would be pretty pissed huh? That is how I feel about my damn laptop. * I would like to clarify about my earlier statement about clothes. Women please do not stop wearing skimpy clothes I am not really complaining.
When in the strip club men "make it rain". Maybe I am bothered because I can only "make it precipitate very very lightly" but who just gets rid of money like that? I just love money too much money to just throw it up in the air and watch single mothers err- hard working professionals stuff it down whatever clothes they have on.
When women wear really skimpy clothes and their butt cheeks hang out and get mad when somebody has some fly sh*t to say out their mouth. In the words of Dave Chapelle "Your not a hoe but you are wearing a hoe's uniform". You do have every right to wear whatever type of clothing you choose but I'm saying.
When people try and the make the insane comparison that Kobe Bryant is better than Michael Jordan. Please just stop. I understand he has 5 rings and Jordan has 6. Mike never ever lost any finals ever!! Kobe has lost two and counting. Somebody last year tried to use the dumb argument that Jordan has never won a game 7 in the finals. B*tch Jordan never had to reach a game 7 you stupid motherf*cker!! Jordan is the best ever period!!
When people touch my stuff and then ask for permission or don't even bother. How are you going to ask for some of my candy after you done already put it in your mouth? That is some disrespectful nonsense right there. If I steal you in the jaw to knock my f*cking skittles out of your mouth and on to the floor you would be damn upset. Why would I not be upset when you take my stuff. *you know who you are* Did I allow you to go into my book bag and use my laptop? If I go into your purse and take your tampon without telling you and you need it later but it is not there you would be pretty pissed huh? That is how I feel about my damn laptop. * I would like to clarify about my earlier statement about clothes. Women please do not stop wearing skimpy clothes I am not really complaining.
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