"Giiiiirl, why do you open your thighs so wide? Do you know what your self worth is? Your body is a temple and your mind should be mine" Shut the f*ck up male spoken word artist!! You know who you are those guys always kicking that buuuullsh*t. You guys slay me and make me throw up a little bit in my mouth.
I barely take any of you guys seriously. For the most part you make me laugh and then take a nap on train tracks. I mean really who are you fooling? You talk this sh*t about appreciating the women because you do NOT have one corny a*& sucka!! You talk that good good about rebuilding the community because you were the kid that picked on by the neighborhood bully.
I like poetry as much as the next person and I do appreciate good poems but these male spoken word artists kill me. Sure, there are some that are out there that are not that bad but they are are faaaar and few in between. Maybe, I don't like you because you always have this "better than thou" vibe or maybe I am mad that I can never ever get the time I spent listening to you back.
Mr. Spoken Word Artist how about you take a different career choice and try being a con man. I see so many ladies swoon over the words that come out of your mouth and say "Giiirl he is so deep". * confused look* Chick, all he really said was that he wanted to have sex with you and wanted a lil head from your friend. You fool so many people into thinking you have talent when in reality it is minimal. Matter of fact spoken word artist I have something for you:
The way your words are twisted and spit, I can tell you aint sh*t.
Your dirty clothes let me know you are down on your luck.
Do us all a favor can you, will you?
Find that man in the mirror and knock yourself out!!! *snaps *
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Wasteful
This past Tuesday was election day for Governors, Senators and all those other important figures that should be for the people. Everybody was running around screaming to the top of their lungs about how they were going to vote and all other types of nonsense. I only say it is nonsense because the people I know talk this voting sh*t don't know a damn thing about what or who they are voting for but I digress. I really just want to vent about Gov't efficiency or lack of it.
Lets take the Census for example. Every ten years the Gov't wants us to participate in this so they can have a better understanding of how funds should be distributed blah blah blah. I am fine with this in theory but all I really see is a lot of undue spending. Take for instance in the mail I get a letter saying "CENSUS" and I was excited to fill out and do my civil duty. Why in the f*ck was it only a piece of mail telling me to look out for the Census coming in a few weeks. Really, I mean c'mon you send that to every home in America and you have killed a lot of trees, used too many damn envelopes, and more importantly pissed me off! I don't need a piece of paper to tell me something else is coming I am not that damn stupid. I mean WTF is efficient about that Gov't?? Sounds like a waste of motherf*cking money Uncle Sam.
To add injury to insult the Census worker that came my door so I could fill out the Census(yeah so I forgot to mail mine in sue me) was a dum dum. The FIRST time she came I filled the forms and we had a pleasant conversation. The next time she comes so I can fill them out again, I let her know I already completed mine she says "Ohhh, this is not 4206 it is 4204 if I could read I would be dangerous".
If that is not inefficient I am not sure what is. Ehh, I take that back. Children that get free breakfast and free lunch are supposed to come from a household that would be eligible for food stamps. So, if the family gets food stamps which gives them food that is paid for by the Gov't then ideally you should have food in your fridge so why the f*ck do these fat bastards get free meals at school? Talk about a waste of money. I am not in the business of taking handouts but if they are handing out money sign me up!!
Lets take the Census for example. Every ten years the Gov't wants us to participate in this so they can have a better understanding of how funds should be distributed blah blah blah. I am fine with this in theory but all I really see is a lot of undue spending. Take for instance in the mail I get a letter saying "CENSUS" and I was excited to fill out and do my civil duty. Why in the f*ck was it only a piece of mail telling me to look out for the Census coming in a few weeks. Really, I mean c'mon you send that to every home in America and you have killed a lot of trees, used too many damn envelopes, and more importantly pissed me off! I don't need a piece of paper to tell me something else is coming I am not that damn stupid. I mean WTF is efficient about that Gov't?? Sounds like a waste of motherf*cking money Uncle Sam.
To add injury to insult the Census worker that came my door so I could fill out the Census(yeah so I forgot to mail mine in sue me) was a dum dum. The FIRST time she came I filled the forms and we had a pleasant conversation. The next time she comes so I can fill them out again, I let her know I already completed mine she says "Ohhh, this is not 4206 it is 4204 if I could read I would be dangerous".
If that is not inefficient I am not sure what is. Ehh, I take that back. Children that get free breakfast and free lunch are supposed to come from a household that would be eligible for food stamps. So, if the family gets food stamps which gives them food that is paid for by the Gov't then ideally you should have food in your fridge so why the f*ck do these fat bastards get free meals at school? Talk about a waste of money. I am not in the business of taking handouts but if they are handing out money sign me up!!
Friday, November 5, 2010
Can't touch this
Listen, when I was a young buck I was listening to MC Hammer just like everybody else. My Dad had the record player going and I used to dance in the mirror trying to imitate his dance moves. I used to RIDE for Hammer but nowadays I think he might be better just going away. I only say this because of his latest video which is a Jay-Z diss. Those who know me understands that I am a Jay-Z fan and have been involved in countless disagreements arguing his place in history, lyrical prowess or anything of that nature. Word to Stef Black.
Hammer took offense to a Jay-Z line off of the Kanye West song "So Appalled" where Jigga spits the line:
"Show me where the boats is / Ferrari Testarosas / And Hammer went broke / So you know I'm more focused / I lost 30 mil so I spent another 30 / 'Cause unlike Hammer 30 million can't hurt me..."
I am not even sure how this is a diss by simply stating the known facst that Hammer skipped out on accounting class, had no clue how to manage money, his entourage was too damn big and there just were not enough dance moves in his arsenal to keep that bread flowing in. Halloween night or the day after Hammer drops his diss record a video entitled "Better Run Run".
First, I like to apologize for those who watched that horrible hot a** garbage!! I just had to show how pathetic this man has become. I mean really enough with the Illuminati theories and Jay worships the Devil nonsense. Please go a different route. I mean this video even had the nerve to have Lucifer helping Hov write lyrics. When is the last time Jay wrote lyrics??? I am sure Hammer has something coming out that will be promoted off of this. This is a embarrasment to Hammer's family, Oakland Gangsters, and whoever his handlers are.
Proof that he has lost it
Hammer is clearly a disillusioned man. In the words of The Kid 50 Cent "Go to the bathroom open the cabinet and eat the pills"!!
Hammer took offense to a Jay-Z line off of the Kanye West song "So Appalled" where Jigga spits the line:
"Show me where the boats is / Ferrari Testarosas / And Hammer went broke / So you know I'm more focused / I lost 30 mil so I spent another 30 / 'Cause unlike Hammer 30 million can't hurt me..."
I am not even sure how this is a diss by simply stating the known facst that Hammer skipped out on accounting class, had no clue how to manage money, his entourage was too damn big and there just were not enough dance moves in his arsenal to keep that bread flowing in. Halloween night or the day after Hammer drops his diss record a video entitled "Better Run Run".
First, I like to apologize for those who watched that horrible hot a** garbage!! I just had to show how pathetic this man has become. I mean really enough with the Illuminati theories and Jay worships the Devil nonsense. Please go a different route. I mean this video even had the nerve to have Lucifer helping Hov write lyrics. When is the last time Jay wrote lyrics??? I am sure Hammer has something coming out that will be promoted off of this. This is a embarrasment to Hammer's family, Oakland Gangsters, and whoever his handlers are.
Proof that he has lost it
Hammer is clearly a disillusioned man. In the words of The Kid 50 Cent "Go to the bathroom open the cabinet and eat the pills"!!
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Keep em ringing
"Are you a mouse or a man?"........Roger Goodell. You are making me think you are a little soft. Something like a chump!! I am all for the safety of NFL players but dammit it is in the National Football League and I want to see BIG hits!
All of these fines for illegal hits are getting a tad out of hand and along with the Steeler's Troy Polamalu believe Goodell has way too much power for one man. In the words of Kanye West "No one man should have all that power". He is the judge, jury, and the executioner and nothing about is even fair. Not sure how the NFL owners and players association have let him get away with and nobody has spoken up before. There has to be some type of checks and balances on this issue. Michael Wilbon, writer and co host of the show Pardon The Interruption suggested that a panel of former players, coaches, and other figures involved with the game should have a say on what these "illegal" hits are. Input from those who have actually played in the NFL and have witnessed and even in some cases experienced explosive hits have knowledgeable experience that should be used.
Defenders have to walk on egg shells while trying to do their job because of the chance of being fined or suspended for doing their job. I am all for fining players who play dirty or are just plain reckless but asking a defender to stop their momentum in the last minute just because a QB has released the ball is ridiculous. What is a defender supposed to do when the ball carrier drops their head the last minute trying to avoid contact and instead gets their head knocked off. It is hard enough playing defense with all the rules that favor the offense don't take the intimidation factor away from the Ray Lewis' and James Harrisons' and the heavy hitters of the NFL. The fun is already gone out of the touch down celebrations please don't take my violence.
I would spit on you Roger Goodell but my throat hurts and I am scared your are going to fine me and I just can't afford what you hand out bastard!
All of these fines for illegal hits are getting a tad out of hand and along with the Steeler's Troy Polamalu believe Goodell has way too much power for one man. In the words of Kanye West "No one man should have all that power". He is the judge, jury, and the executioner and nothing about is even fair. Not sure how the NFL owners and players association have let him get away with and nobody has spoken up before. There has to be some type of checks and balances on this issue. Michael Wilbon, writer and co host of the show Pardon The Interruption suggested that a panel of former players, coaches, and other figures involved with the game should have a say on what these "illegal" hits are. Input from those who have actually played in the NFL and have witnessed and even in some cases experienced explosive hits have knowledgeable experience that should be used.
Defenders have to walk on egg shells while trying to do their job because of the chance of being fined or suspended for doing their job. I am all for fining players who play dirty or are just plain reckless but asking a defender to stop their momentum in the last minute just because a QB has released the ball is ridiculous. What is a defender supposed to do when the ball carrier drops their head the last minute trying to avoid contact and instead gets their head knocked off. It is hard enough playing defense with all the rules that favor the offense don't take the intimidation factor away from the Ray Lewis' and James Harrisons' and the heavy hitters of the NFL. The fun is already gone out of the touch down celebrations please don't take my violence.
I would spit on you Roger Goodell but my throat hurts and I am scared your are going to fine me and I just can't afford what you hand out bastard!
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
My apologies
The last few years the United States has experienced very hard times reaching almost every citizen of this country financially. This country was built on adversity and has deal with it many times so hopefully we will pull through again. God Bless America!! Now that this little piece if out of the way.
I am so sick and tired of all you motherf*ckers that have been unemployed for about a year and still collect unemployment benefits. Especially the sons of b*tches that make more than I do even though you are not doing sh*t. Hey, sure that is probably my fault I need to hurry up get my degree or get a pistol and feed my family.( Shout out to Star) Unemployment is needed for those to get back on their feet but people please stop milking it. I know you are upset that you lost your nice job with wonderful benefits but sometimes in life we have to make those hard decisions and take another job and cut back. I PAY for your unemployment motherf*ckers!! Please get off my dime. I work damn hard 7 days a week and over 60 hours a week.
You know what really boils me up is when I read articles about people willingly sitting home and not getting out there and busting their butt in trying to find a job. Suuuure a lot of people are now Stay at home Moms or Dads. GREAT for you now stop taking the damn benefits I pay for chump. All of you folks who take trips and have big dinners and are always out and you are not working next time I see you out and about: Get on the ground because it is a STICK UP!!!
Lazy, bloodsucking, unemployment benefit people who don't even try we SPIT on you!!
I am so sick and tired of all you motherf*ckers that have been unemployed for about a year and still collect unemployment benefits. Especially the sons of b*tches that make more than I do even though you are not doing sh*t. Hey, sure that is probably my fault I need to hurry up get my degree or get a pistol and feed my family.( Shout out to Star) Unemployment is needed for those to get back on their feet but people please stop milking it. I know you are upset that you lost your nice job with wonderful benefits but sometimes in life we have to make those hard decisions and take another job and cut back. I PAY for your unemployment motherf*ckers!! Please get off my dime. I work damn hard 7 days a week and over 60 hours a week.
You know what really boils me up is when I read articles about people willingly sitting home and not getting out there and busting their butt in trying to find a job. Suuuure a lot of people are now Stay at home Moms or Dads. GREAT for you now stop taking the damn benefits I pay for chump. All of you folks who take trips and have big dinners and are always out and you are not working next time I see you out and about: Get on the ground because it is a STICK UP!!!
Lazy, bloodsucking, unemployment benefit people who don't even try we SPIT on you!!
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
He deserves an applause !!
Is Donovan McNabb the most disrespected QB player in the history of the NFL? Living in the City of Brotherly Love for the last 8 years I have seen the Love Hate relationship this city has had with Donnie firsthand. Let me tell you something it has never been anything pretty at all. Sure, there are knocks on Donovan that he has not won a Super Bowl, he is a "choker", and he skips too many balls. To that I simply say in his 11 years of playing for the Eagles he went to 5 Conference Championships!! FIVE!! That means that for damn near half of his career he has been to the NFC Conference Championship. Sounds like a winner if I have ever heard of one. Dan Marino has no chip but people love to argue he is one of the greatest to do it.
Lets look at the numbers. Donovan's statistically greatest season came in 2004 when he had 31 touchdowns, 8 interceptions, 3 rushing touchdowns and a 104.7 QB rating. This is the 1 time that the Eagles made it all the way to the Super Bowl and of course gave McNabb a truly great receiver in Terrell Owens. Now, in all his years beside 2009 where he was able to play with Desean Jackson and Jeremy Maclin he has been throwing to sub par receivers. Just for a FYI he had 22 touchdowns and ten picks last years missing two games from injured ribs on a cheap shot taken by a defender in the end zone. NEVER has he thrown for more than 13 picks a year or had a statistically crappy year than his rookie season which was cut short by injury. I dare you to look at any of your favorite QB's numbers and look at the rosters that year and tell me that what Donnie has done over his career has been anything less than stellar.
If the football Gods are smiling upon us all next year we can only hope Brad Childress survives in Minnesota and McNabb ends up there with Adrian Peterson, his former offensive coordinator, healthy receivers in Percy Harvin, Sidney Rice and a decent O-line. If this magically happens we might see 2004 all over again with a different ending and maybe people finally admitting that McNabb is truly one of the elite quarterbacks this league has seen.
Lets look at the numbers. Donovan's statistically greatest season came in 2004 when he had 31 touchdowns, 8 interceptions, 3 rushing touchdowns and a 104.7 QB rating. This is the 1 time that the Eagles made it all the way to the Super Bowl and of course gave McNabb a truly great receiver in Terrell Owens. Now, in all his years beside 2009 where he was able to play with Desean Jackson and Jeremy Maclin he has been throwing to sub par receivers. Just for a FYI he had 22 touchdowns and ten picks last years missing two games from injured ribs on a cheap shot taken by a defender in the end zone. NEVER has he thrown for more than 13 picks a year or had a statistically crappy year than his rookie season which was cut short by injury. I dare you to look at any of your favorite QB's numbers and look at the rosters that year and tell me that what Donnie has done over his career has been anything less than stellar.
If the football Gods are smiling upon us all next year we can only hope Brad Childress survives in Minnesota and McNabb ends up there with Adrian Peterson, his former offensive coordinator, healthy receivers in Percy Harvin, Sidney Rice and a decent O-line. If this magically happens we might see 2004 all over again with a different ending and maybe people finally admitting that McNabb is truly one of the elite quarterbacks this league has seen.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Is it time yet??
On October 29th, 2010 the Orlando Magic played the Miami Heat with the Heat winning their home opener 96-70 in front of a sold out crowd. Where the f*ck was Rashard Lewis? This bastard shot 0-9, 0-5 behind the arc, had 3 rebounds, 1 assist, 3 turnovers, 2 points, and had the nerve to foul out of the game.
For a player who signed a 6 year contract worth more than 110 million dollars Orlando Magic fans need to ask themselves is it time for him to start giving money back? It is completely unacceptable that a 6'10 forward just can not put the ball in the basket at all. You were paid to score the ball and to do it fairly often. Your whole Orlando career has been disappointing and is a huge financial burden on the Orlando payroll. They should have resigned Hedo Turkoglu for whatever he wanted because this team has no go to man whatsoever.
Since signing with the Magic in 2007 Rashard has never scored more than 18.2ppg, grabbed more than 5.7 rebounds, or passed for more than 2.6 assists. You put all that with his disappearing act in the playoffs last year you have to wonder does he really care anymore. To tell you the truth I really blame the GM of the Magic for inking this deal because Lewis was NEVER anything great to begin with.
Just to be fair Rashard Lewis and Otis Smith we SPIT on you.
For a player who signed a 6 year contract worth more than 110 million dollars Orlando Magic fans need to ask themselves is it time for him to start giving money back? It is completely unacceptable that a 6'10 forward just can not put the ball in the basket at all. You were paid to score the ball and to do it fairly often. Your whole Orlando career has been disappointing and is a huge financial burden on the Orlando payroll. They should have resigned Hedo Turkoglu for whatever he wanted because this team has no go to man whatsoever.
Since signing with the Magic in 2007 Rashard has never scored more than 18.2ppg, grabbed more than 5.7 rebounds, or passed for more than 2.6 assists. You put all that with his disappearing act in the playoffs last year you have to wonder does he really care anymore. To tell you the truth I really blame the GM of the Magic for inking this deal because Lewis was NEVER anything great to begin with.
Just to be fair Rashard Lewis and Otis Smith we SPIT on you.
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